6:00 Alarm
6:15 ********
6:30 Massive, satisfying **** while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast—steak and eggs, coffee and toast—all cooked by naked,
buxom wench who bends over a lot showing her growler
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers en route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
9:30 Limo to Mirage Resort Golf Club (******** en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch—steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 ********
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude
who also bend over a lot showing their growlers
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lbs)—on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson
(bending over showing her growler, naturally)
6:45 ****, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news—Michael Jackson assassinated
7:30 Dinner—lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy
fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of ****
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV
as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap ********
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
2007-01-06 08:58:42 · 12 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Really stupid!!
♥♥We Love You Michael!!!!♥♥
2007-01-06 10:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Stranger In Maine™♥ (Thriller) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like your guy girl things. so true but one sugesstion. maybe you should put them into one question instead of two so its easier for the readers to compare how sensitive women are to men and you'll save points. although im sure ur not even going for that.
2007-01-06 09:41:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Make mine Cokes and you've got a deal... lol!
PS - Let's skip the football and have some other fun ;-)
2007-01-06 11:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Magic One 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
now that sounds like just about me tink 10/10
2007-01-06 09:32:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
yep thats a typical male .
2007-01-10 08:30:29 · answer #5 · answered by lynette_shaw2000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha, very funny
2007-01-06 09:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
he'd never be able to get it up that many times
2007-01-06 09:02:31 · answer #7 · answered by Greeneyed 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one.!!!
2007-01-06 10:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-06 09:10:28 · answer #9 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-01-06 09:02:23 · answer #10 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋