Entertainment & Music - 6 January 2007

which comedian is better?

2007-01-06 11:07:25 · 8 answers · asked by reggie 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-06 11:07:14 · 13 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

Just a reminder........

Why Parents Have Gray Hair

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.

I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.

Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your son, Chad

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!

2007-01-06 11:06:51 · 18 answers · asked by jonny boy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Brother can you take me back

2007-01-06 11:06:02 · 21 answers · asked by the walrus 1 in Polls & Surveys

leroy unbongo a little nigerian boy with no arms or legs has been crowned world fancy dress champion,he stuck a piece of string up his bum and went as a conker...hahahaha now thats funny!!!!

2007-01-06 11:05:26 · 5 answers · asked by linzi g 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 11:05:14 · 6 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

this thing is a thing with earbuds coming out of it, about the size of an MP3 player. It doesn't play music, but it allows you to hear silant things (the commerical has a person in bed with another person, while the guy is awake walking TV on a very little sound, but he can hear it fully with it on, so his wife can fall asleep). whatever this thing is, i forgot the name. thing like it usually sell for $100, but its only $15. And no, they are not earphones. You just hold it up to whatever you want to hear, and it will work (used for nature walks, TV sets, spying on people, ect.) I saw it on channal 3 (i) and that was at, like, 10 at night. Thanks

2007-01-06 11:05:05 · 4 answers · asked by #1 Yankee Fan 2 in Other - Entertainment

be honest now. have you ever tried?

2007-01-06 11:04:51 · 20 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why are Jade " The fat minger" Goody's Family in a show that is meant to be about celeb's . Granted they are all two bit nobodies. But her mum and boyfriend ??? Who are these freaks and why are they in with a chance of winning it as well.

2007-01-06 11:04:40 · 16 answers · asked by Dirty Rob 3 in Television

2007-01-06 11:04:24 · 5 answers · asked by cora m 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-06 11:04:18 · 37 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Does anyone know the name of the song that goes:

"ohhhhh, freak out!!" (it repeats that several times)

thanxxxx!!!!

2007-01-06 11:03:54 · 8 answers · asked by FeEdMeJuNkFoOd 2 in Music

2007-01-06 11:03:12 · 13 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 11:02:53 · 24 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 11:02:27 · 6 answers · asked by Fool 2 in Comics & Animation

When watching older movies or shows I have found myself curious as to whether certain actors or actresses are still alive, and if they're not, finding out how they deid. Does anyone else share in this somewhat morbid curiosity or is it just me? The emergence of sites like Wikipedia and IMDB are filled with valuble info not just about their deats but their whole careers.

2007-01-06 11:02:13 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest : "What have you done my child?"

Girl : "I called a man a son of a b****."

Priest : "Now why did you call him a son of a b**** my child?"

Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b**** my child."

Girl : "…but, but then he touched my breasts."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he caresses her breasts)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "Surely, that's no reason to call him a son of a b**** my child."

Girl : "…but, but then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl : "Yes father."

Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a b****."

Girl : "…but, but then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest : "Like thisss?" (as he sticks his you know what into her you know where)

Girl : "OH YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest : "…but that's no reason to call him a son of a b****."

Girl : "…but, but father, he had AIDS!"

Priest : "DAMN THAT SON OF A B****!!!"

2007-01-06 11:02:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 11:01:59 · 17 answers · asked by triestobekind 1 in Music

Serious answers please~

2007-01-06 11:01:18 · 10 answers · asked by comet10nis_star 1 in Celebrities

Or just wait until morning?

2007-01-06 11:01:17 · 13 answers · asked by Dorkboy 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 11:00:54 · 10 answers · asked by Joy Ride 2 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 11:00:46 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-01-06 11:00:43 · 10 answers · asked by casaouia 2 in Movies

The above figure means that one in nine people in the UK watched this programme. I have asked quite a few people but have not found one who watched it.
Are we being kidded by propaganda put out by the television companies who use inflated figures to boost their advertising revenue?

2007-01-06 11:00:38 · 10 answers · asked by Web Foot 2 in Television

but then fell down from being clumsby in high heals, would you laugh at me, feel sorry for me or try to help me up?

2007-01-06 11:00:19 · 10 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-06 11:00:18 · 4 answers · asked by Viviana 5 in Polls & Surveys

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: April 6, 2006

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

2007-01-06 10:59:12 · 17 answers · asked by jonny boy 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-06 10:58:49 · 12 answers · asked by Lister 1 in Polls & Surveys

Yet didn't?

2007-01-06 10:58:42 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Does anybody like the song "Emotionless." by Good charlotte???
Do you like "Better Days" By the goo goo dolls

2007-01-06 10:58:24 · 11 answers · asked by rzeznik_101 1 in Music