Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a b****."
Priest : "Now why did you call him a son of a b**** my child?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a b**** my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he touched my breasts."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he caresses her breasts)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "Surely, that's no reason to call him a son of a b**** my child."
Girl : "…but, but then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a b****."
Girl : "…but, but then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like thisss?" (as he sticks his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "OH YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "…but that's no reason to call him a son of a b****."
Girl : "…but, but father, he had AIDS!"
Priest : "DAMN THAT SON OF A B****!!!"
2007-01-06 11:02:11 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dude you and your jokes just rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep on rocking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-01-06 18:47:50 · answer #1 · answered by farhan ferdous 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I an ordained minister and I find it funny; however, I don't think too many catholics would laugh at the joke.
2007-01-06 19:11:36 · answer #2 · answered by cajun7_girl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny man
2007-01-06 19:17:21 · answer #3 · answered by indian g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Long, silly but not that funny. 7/10.
2007-01-06 19:14:09 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up!!! lol! that was too funny! i just told my brother n we're both rotf! ha ha ha! pink face!...lol!!! lmao!!! too funny. too funny. sniff. sniff. keep sharing that one. im religious n take no offense. thanx 4 the joke!
2007-01-06 20:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by water lily 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could thnik of better ones, but it was funny.
2007-01-07 03:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by SNIPER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Dude, that's so wrong...I consider myself Christian, and I laughed at that.
2007-01-06 19:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tyese 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...now who is that grl? I want her to tell me the story, but I'll be smart...imma bring condoms
2007-01-06 19:05:33 · answer #8 · answered by Kangri 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eeeeeeewwwww thats funny.
2007-01-06 19:25:00 · answer #9 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...thanks for the laugh
2007-01-06 19:11:00 · answer #10 · answered by tess 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-01-06 21:22:16 · answer #11 · answered by BadAssGirlINWV 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋