Just a reminder........
Why Parents Have Gray Hair
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant.
Joan says that we are going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home!
2007-01-06 11:06:51 · 18 answers · asked by jonny boy 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha...it wouldn't work with my parents, though, but still a good one.
2007-01-06 11:28:38 · answer #1 · answered by agelikewine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Too funny! I bet Dad almost had a heart attack! 10/10!
2007-01-06 19:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, throw him off track first before getting the report card.
2007-01-06 19:11:38 · answer #3 · answered by Erase Program Read Only Memory 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes!!!
Fantastic.
2007-01-06 19:10:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool.. I Should Try That..
2007-01-06 19:09:49 · answer #5 · answered by DaRin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heheheh funny
2007-01-06 19:19:50 · answer #6 · answered by tess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good job, you made me lol.
2007-01-06 19:10:49 · answer #7 · answered by Arcia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!!!!
2007-01-06 19:11:16 · answer #8 · answered by Naomi S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you are funny.
2007-01-06 19:22:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
at first Im like..... ummmmm..... lame....... and then Im all like whoa.... I could totally use that at home!
2007-01-08 12:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by cj tings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋