Entertainment & Music - 5 January 2007

2007-01-05 03:24:53 · 24 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John says, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

2007-01-05 03:24:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is it really healthy?

2007-01-05 03:24:00 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Meow♥ 5 in Polls & Surveys

ie: Blazing Saddles, Clerks, Sean of the Dead... I need some new ideas.

2007-01-05 03:22:26 · 9 answers · asked by blondes tease, brunettes please 4 in Polls & Surveys

A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning, a delicacy!"
The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on vacation down here! Bring me an order!"
The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

2007-01-05 03:22:26 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I seem to remember that Superman could be in two places at the same time, or did I dream it......

2007-01-05 03:22:19 · 18 answers · asked by hadtojointopost 2 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-05 03:22:00 · 12 answers · asked by Dr. Schlep 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 03:21:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 03:21:20 · 6 answers · asked by Dr. Schlep 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 03:21:17 · 2 answers · asked by Bridezilla 2 in Television

2007-01-05 03:20:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I would like this information to gain points for a radio station rewards program...I will give the best anwer to the first person who answers it correctly. Much appreciated!

2007-01-05 03:20:23 · 1 answers · asked by What, what, what?? 6 in Other - Entertainment

Apparently 1 in 2 people do. Are you that 1 person and if so what do you sneak in?

2007-01-05 03:19:59 · 27 answers · asked by ♥Special K 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've been working on my single strokes and I'm having trouble keeping the sixteenth notes even. They get a kind of horse gallop rhythm to them, while my triplets, singles and doubles (quarters and eighths) are just fine. Any suggestions and any reasons why I can't seem to keep them even?

2007-01-05 03:19:58 · 2 answers · asked by JudasHero 5 in Music

and cadge cigarettes from

2007-01-05 03:19:22 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 03:19:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

If not, then why we will be punished because of it?

2007-01-05 03:18:49 · 33 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

no luck......any videos of him performing live on tv?????

2007-01-05 03:18:17 · 3 answers · asked by nemofish 4 in Music

Can't be food, something sharp, or something to make fire.

2007-01-05 03:18:08 · 6 answers · asked by Kelly H 2 in Polls & Surveys

What epsiode it is? And could someone tell me what episode they are up to in the anime and how the manga corresponds with it? Thanks ^_^

2007-01-05 03:17:14 · 5 answers · asked by Emirii 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-05 03:17:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father ask "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"

2007-01-05 03:16:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 03:16:34 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

What caused it?

2007-01-05 03:15:44 · 9 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

working in my coal mine

2007-01-05 03:15:07 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

species ( such as an amphibian )

2007-01-05 03:14:23 · 24 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Describe your character and your power, your background, and such.

2007-01-05 03:13:59 · 7 answers · asked by Emirii 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-01-05 03:13:26 · 15 answers · asked by Heatmizer 5 in Polls & Surveys

DANIKA? it is a new release and it is a good movie with Marisa Tomei. my problem is that i guess i'm not putting my thinking cap on all the way and maybe i have to watch it again...but did the events in the movie really happen? or did some events really happen and not others??? it is a psychological movie, so i would like help understanding some of the plot with ppl who have seen it.
for those who haven't, it would highly recommend it, and then maybe you can help me out too =)

2007-01-05 03:13:25 · 7 answers · asked by **Lil QT** 4 in Movies

It's happening to me right now...

2007-01-05 03:13:13 · 17 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys