get arrested....after you're cuffed and stuffed....start laughing and say over and over...." you'll never find the dope"
2007-01-05 03:21:07
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answered by Anonymous
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An airport. But take a bomb or something dangerous with you, or they won't even bother.
Or you could go the hospital and complain about pains in your rear ever since you crossed the border from Mexico a couple days ago.
2007-01-05 03:18:54
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answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5
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well,i would start with taking a plastic sandwich bag and stuffing it in an inkpen,then tape the inkpen to the inside of your thigh,high up,then going to the airport
and when before going through the xray machine remove a couple of razor blades (with a lil arm&hammer or baby powder on them) and put them in the tray and as you pass through the xray machine machine complain of bad abdominal cramps and bend over alot and wail alot,wear loose fitting clothes really baggy ones,this should get you in the right direction,if you want more than one,as they are searching you at the airport scream over and over "youll never find it,youll never find!"..that should bring in more feds to "do a more thorough search!..but beware of the enima!!! thet might go to trying to "flush the system"..which takes all the fun out of your "mood"..Good Luck and to all who read this..this has never happened to me!!! ;- )
2007-01-05 03:29:12
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answered by ourkidzrock 2
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just go to the airport and get in line with out a ticket
2007-01-05 03:18:53
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answered by Norman 7
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Hmmmmm, Interesting.....
2007-01-05 03:19:51
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answered by Anonymous
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I'd be glad to do the honors - I've already got the KY handy
2007-01-05 03:47:00
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answered by bad_bob_69 7
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the scuzzy bar is full of volunteers just waiting to probe you :)
2007-01-05 03:26:30
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answered by Anonymous
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Jail or prison. They will be happy to help you!
2007-01-05 03:19:56
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answered by luvmuzik 6
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the police station
2007-01-05 03:19:13
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answered by mr.JAW58 5
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try the airport
2007-01-05 03:19:22
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answered by Chrissy 5
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