Entertainment & Music - 5 January 2007

2007-01-05 03:00:55 · 4 answers · asked by Josh 2 in Music

A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.The man calls an usher over and whispers, "I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher nods and says he will be back shortly.Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches it up.

Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he whispers, "Follow me." The usher leads the man down to the second row, and proudly points out the empty seat right in the middle."Thanks so much," says the theatergoer, "This seat is perfect." He then hands the usher a quarter.

The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The butler did it in the parlor with the candlestick."

2007-01-05 03:00:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-05 03:00:25 · 18 answers · asked by Joe Somebody 6 in Polls & Surveys

My now 15 year old son asked me this when he was only 4 years old. He still has such talent too.

2007-01-05 03:00:17 · 19 answers · asked by sweetpeasmum 4 in Jokes & Riddles

Why do these lame brain Yamsters keep telling me i have reached my answer limit, and i just back up and it lets me answer? What a bunch of boobs.

2007-01-05 03:00:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 03:00:15 · 12 answers · asked by scorplvr09 1 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 02:59:56 · 4 answers · asked by vivek_2603 2 in Movies

2007-01-05 02:59:48 · 6 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

Links/Websites please~ ^^;

Or something that will let me listen to radio stations from Alaska~

2007-01-05 02:59:25 · 1 answers · asked by Ojcc 3 in Music

Who can give me info about my past life? anyone good in this field?
thank you

2007-01-05 02:59:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

In Michael J. Fox's last episode (not including cameos later on), he talks of a new job. His new job will be against another person.

Who is that other person and what does he and Fox have in common?

2007-01-05 02:59:17 · 2 answers · asked by clomtancy 5 in Television

Are you going to stop being one? =P

2007-01-05 02:58:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early.

"Hey, girls," says the brunette, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know."

So the next day, they all leave right after the boss does. The brunette gets some extra gardening done, the redhead goes to a bar, and the blonde goes home to find her husband having sex with the female boss! She quietly sneaks out of the house and returns at her normal time.

"That was fun," says the brunette. "We should do it again sometime."

"No way," says the blonde. "I almost got caught."

2007-01-05 02:58:23 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-01-05 02:58:04 · 9 answers · asked by Shelley G 1 in Horoscopes

it starts off saying "i remember do you remember? home boyz showin up do you remember?"

first verse starts off like "cause i remember growin up as shortys buckwild drinking up alot of 40's"



second verse starts off like "yo i remember life in the hood chicago 18th street just tryna make ends meat strugleing just to eat"


Thrid verse starts off "do you remember smokein out in september fumando marijuana hasta la manana"

2007-01-05 02:58:00 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-01-05 02:57:48 · 14 answers · asked by love and peace 1 in Movies

It's been the thing to do as long as I have been able to shave...but women in other countries don't do it so what's the fasination with america to get rid of the hair??

2007-01-05 02:57:35 · 27 answers · asked by Neea_Gastino 3 in Polls & Surveys

a Pirate?

2007-01-05 02:57:07 · 9 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 02:56:58 · 46 answers · asked by Solitaire 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-05 02:56:57 · 3 answers · asked by invisible soul 1 in Music

I watched some of the first part of Little Britain Abroad and thought that all the jokes fell flat. Does anyone still find this show funny - it is extremely repetitive after all. Trouble is, there's nothing else funny on the TV these days...is there?

2007-01-05 02:56:54 · 26 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Television

1) All the great actors and actresses are gone or are staring in crap movies.

2) The female actresses are acting like american sluts and they're appearance is no longer distinctable from US female actresses.

3) The movies have become too international and do not have the Indian style and culture anymore. (The New DON Movie for Example)

Have anything to add to agree or disagree with my opinions?

2007-01-05 02:56:49 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-01-05 02:56:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In the childs rhyme "Hickory Dickory Dock" what is the mouses name.

2007-01-05 02:55:59 · 9 answers · asked by GRANDMA 3 in Jokes & Riddles

My english teacher was in a band called straw!!!

No, he was, seriously

i want to know can any one find the chords to his song "Soundtrck of the summer"

i know there are chords fro some other songs, but it is this one i would like!!!

thanks

hajman


ps

Name: Matty Bennett
Band:Straw
Song:Soundtrck of the summer
Album: Shoplifting

2007-01-05 02:55:38 · 4 answers · asked by hajman 3 in Music

Can't leave the city to board --- too much snow.

2007-01-05 02:55:38 · 19 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Polls & Surveys

In Rosie's case, I think it may be an overweaning sense of justice -- justice as she see it. Since she can't really effect Trump's policies or behavior, all she can do is -- forgive, please -- try to heckle him to death.

In Trump's, I think his behavior is a product of being used to never being contradicted, and being surrounded by reverential suckups and yes men in his career and life. Anyone who disagrees with him publicly is seen as possessing "temerity" and "gall" -- not an opinion as valid as his.

Whom do you favor in the little media pitch-fit going on now? --And WHY, please.

2007-01-05 02:55:31 · 12 answers · asked by Johnny Corndrink 3 in Celebrities

2007-01-05 02:55:31 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'll give you a clue - some people like boucing on them.

2007-01-05 02:54:14 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I saw on a commercial the other day a cd that has kids singing Hip Hop songs. And it's not Kidz Bop. Does anyone know what I am talking about? They say it's sold at Wal-Mart or you can order on TV.

2007-01-05 02:53:28 · 4 answers · asked by babi_bri 1 in Music