A mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night, but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage.The man calls an usher over and whispers, "I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play. However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy the play, I have to watch a mystery close up. Look how far away I am! If you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher nods and says he will be back shortly.Looking forward to a large tip, the usher speaks with his co-workers in the box office, hoping to find some closer tickets. With just three minutes left until curtain, he finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches it up.
Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he whispers, "Follow me." The usher leads the man down to the second row, and proudly points out the empty seat right in the middle."Thanks so much," says the theatergoer, "This seat is perfect." He then hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and whispers, "The butler did it in the parlor with the candlestick."
2007-01-05 03:00:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you are brilliant keep them comeing 10/10
2007-01-05 18:04:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes I like this one a lot 10/10
2007-01-05 04:09:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man after my own heart a weak tip like that I'd have ruined the ending too :)
2007-01-05 05:09:36 · answer #3 · answered by BLADE 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely hilarious as most of your jokes are10/10
2007-01-05 04:08:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another one up to your usual standard. I'll be using that one down the pub tomorrow.
2007-01-05 11:29:37 · answer #5 · answered by brainyandy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good, I would've done the same. 10/10
2007-01-05 06:27:29 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-01-05 03:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by Stooky 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well that f***ked up his mystery nite out serves him rite for being so tite
2007-01-05 08:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-01-05 03:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by urzalwayz5646 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes serves the bastard right... good 1
2007-01-05 05:28:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋