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A kid was taking a shower with his mom and asks, "what are those things on your chest?" Not wanting to answer she changed the subject. The next day the boy went up to his dad and asked "What are those things on Mommy's chest?" he replied "They are balloons so when Mommy dies they will inflate and she will float to heaven. A couple weeks later the father comes home early and his son runs out and says "Daddy, Daddy, Mom is dying" the father ask "what are you talking about?" "Well, Uncle Harry is blowing up her balloons and she's yelling 'Oh God I'm coming'"

2007-01-05 03:16:39 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

30 answers

Nice 1!

2007-01-05 03:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Joe Somebody 6 · 3 0

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2016-12-12 04:28:50 · answer #2 · answered by libbie 4 · 0 0

Uncle Harry

that's gold, baby

2007-01-05 03:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Oh gawd! lol! I think Uncle Harry is the one who's gonna have the funeral!

2007-01-05 03:18:20 · answer #4 · answered by luvmuzik 6 · 0 0

Fantastic!!

2007-01-05 03:21:11 · answer #5 · answered by Abby 5 · 0 0

I honestly laughed out loud. Good one.

2007-01-05 03:19:09 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

lol that is just to crazy lol i like that one keep up the good jokes ps you have a nice pic too!!!!!!!!

2007-01-05 03:22:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

you battyhole. stop telling the jokes ive already told.

2007-01-05 03:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by a 1 · 1 0

I like it. Very funny.

2007-01-05 03:18:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

thats good
didnt end how i expected it to although i should have known!!

2007-01-05 03:18:58 · answer #10 · answered by mrsflax81 2 · 0 0

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