John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."
John says, "Well, give me some examples."
Jill proceeds to tell him, "Well, the first way is, if a guy shoves his key into the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me."
"The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole, then that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either."
Then Jill said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?"
John says, "Well, first, before I do anything else, I lick the lock."
2007-01-05 03:24:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-01-05 09:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he lick the lock for the back door as well?
2007-01-05 11:43:18 · answer #2 · answered by rusco21 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Silly but cute! 7/10.
2007-01-05 11:41:03 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad at all It wasn't what I expected the punch line to be8/10.
2007-01-05 11:42:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
y would he lick a lock,couldnt he just say he wanted to talk to the hairy beaver an be done with it,y beat around the bush.
2007-01-05 11:29:26 · answer #5 · answered by big burts bollox 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really funny. In fact it is rubbish.
2007-01-05 11:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
very funny
2007-01-05 11:26:54 · answer #7 · answered by ppv918 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PISH MAN PURE P[ISH!!!
2007-01-05 13:52:28 · answer #8 · answered by tezweeman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha......... nice going there........ thanks for create this joke....
2007-01-05 11:26:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋