Entertainment & Music - 24 December 2006

because of you

2006-12-24 13:27:12 · 24 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can and quickly. You can't find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an "eggnog-aholic" or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas.

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand-alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello???

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position your self near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, pumpkin and mincemeat -- have a slice of each. Or, if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all costs. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Reread tips. Start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

Remember this motto to live by:

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO what a ride!"

HAPPY HOLIDAYS ! !

2006-12-24 13:27:08 · 12 answers · asked by RAW DIVA™ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-24 13:25:48 · 25 answers · asked by Little Miss Strange 2 in Polls & Surveys

there perfect for eachother anyway and the kissed and hugged.

2006-12-24 13:25:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

My favorite is slow grilled(And I mean a real charcoal grill with charcoal and hickory chips) beef ribs drenched in my favorite barbeque sauce. I prefer my meats grilled, how do you prefer yours?

2006-12-24 13:25:14 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There's this song and at the beginning this girl is singing " Can't nobody say I'm not in love. . . " and thats all I remember. I need 2 know who sings it.

2006-12-24 13:25:05 · 2 answers · asked by Diva L 1 in Music

Pardon me if I sound offensive. But aren't they just a big waste of money. Your putting a dead person in it. Then your burying them in the ground. Mostly likely never to be seen again. So why do we waste are money on coffins.?

2006-12-24 13:24:47 · 27 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

sorry if my questions about Santa tonight have offended or upset anyone. Happy Christmas everyone!

2006-12-24 13:23:27 · 17 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

fill in the blank...it could be chocolate, Henry or Sue, cheeseballs, your favorite song, your peeps...whatever...Merry Christmas!

2006-12-24 13:23:00 · 44 answers · asked by tigerlily_catmom 7 in Polls & Surveys

To spend your holidays with someone you care...I just saw a couple that they were madly in love...and I miss that.

2006-12-24 13:21:56 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Well what is?

2006-12-24 13:21:34 · 13 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

Midnight Massacre.

2006-12-24 13:21:29 · 12 answers · asked by Dr Know It All 5 in Jokes & Riddles

everywhere i search, i cant find this song, its like it doesnt even exist
i have it stored on my computer, but i need the lyrics for it, which i cant find.

2006-12-24 13:21:28 · 6 answers · asked by sean b 1 in Music

2006-12-24 13:20:58 · 1 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2006-12-24 13:20:21 · 8 answers · asked by Someone who cares 4 in Polls & Surveys

He does it all the time and isnt exaclty secret about it he goes blabbing to everyone. Im sure the police would go after Santa.

2006-12-24 13:20:08 · 14 answers · asked by ♫That'll be the Day♫ 6 in Polls & Surveys

Movie studios and tv writing have always let the bad guy "have it" in the end. Could this be true for the Sopranos? They have done a good job of being unpredicatable. So if they do give it to him, it will probably be in a very bizarre way. And going to jail isn't good enough. What do you think.

2006-12-24 13:20:01 · 5 answers · asked by elthe3rd 4 in Television

platypus?

2006-12-24 13:19:36 · 17 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can't wait to see my son's face when he opens his presents. Have a happy and safe holiday.

2006-12-24 13:19:34 · 21 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys

I was 8 years old.

2006-12-24 13:18:54 · 64 answers · asked by monjooboo 2 in Polls & Surveys

Like for example you can find answers to lots Science questions there.

2006-12-24 13:18:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or just hold on to the memories

2006-12-24 13:17:54 · 10 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 13:16:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

In several scenes leading out of the house in notting hill a geisha can be seen. I've seen this in another movie, does anyone know what other movie the house was shot in?

2006-12-24 13:16:01 · 1 answers · asked by Yokihana 7 in Movies

push you throu another door

2006-12-24 13:15:53 · 11 answers · asked by BIG JOHN 4 in Polls & Surveys

my friend watches it i dont know why he comes to school talkin about it i know its on adult swim

2006-12-24 13:15:36 · 11 answers · asked by Brett 1 in Television

2006-12-24 13:15:26 · 4 answers · asked by meg c 1 in Comics & Animation

i need some questions to answer so if you want one of yours to be answere dprovide a link! or if it si your most recent just tell me to click on your avatar!

2006-12-24 13:14:19 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-24 13:13:54 · 42 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-24 13:12:36 · 5 answers · asked by Irene S 2 in Music