Entertainment & Music - 21 December 2006

island i see you in the moonlight,sillouettes of ships in the night
just make me walk that much more
island,they say no man is like you,they say you stand alone
sometimes i feel that way too
its the need for love
harden so condiment seems to make me different from you
well,i tried to build bridges but they all fell down
and i tried to sail in but your wind in waters
tore my shores and broke my ores
something like that,i cant remember the rest of the lyrics,my dad loved this song when i grew up he would wear this song out on his tape deck,than got me to liking it.

2006-12-21 18:34:04 · 1 answers · asked by Hecate's_witch 2 in Music

when the police opened the door they found romeo and juliet lying on the floor dead without a scratch or anything that could have killed them,beside them was sitting a cat.The floor was wet and had glass shards on it.How could they have died??

2006-12-21 18:33:38 · 9 answers · asked by dhruv k 1 in Jokes & Riddles

A ranch woman takes her three sons to the doctor for physicals for the first time in their lives.

The doctor examines the boys and tells the woman that they are healthy but she needs to give them iron supplements. She goes home and wonders exactly what iron supplements are. Finally, she goes to the hardware store and buys iron ball bearings (BB's) and mixes them into their food.


Several days later the youngest son comes to her and tells her that he is pissing BB's. She tells him that it is normal because she had put them in his food. Later the middle son comes to her and says that he is crapping BB's. Again, she says that it is ok.


That evening the eldest son comes in very upset. He says "Ma, you won't believe what happened". She says "I know, you're passing BB's". "No", he says. "I was out behind the barn jacking off and I shot the dog".

2006-12-21 18:33:18 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My idiot friend is under the impression that the punk band A.F.I. is more of an emo type band. I disagree. Any thoughts?

2006-12-21 18:32:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

YOUR IN THE BACK SEAT OF THE CAR.YOUR DRIVING TO ANOTHER STATE WITH YOURE MOM AN DAD IN THE FRONT SEAT AN YOURE OLDER SISTER NEXT TO YOU.YOU ARE LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW. IT IS VERY DARK OUTSIDE SO YOU CAN BARELY SEE A THING.THEN YOURE DAD WHOS DRIVING PULLS UP INTO A DARK GAS STATION. MOM DAD SISTER AN SIBLING GET OUT TO GO TO THE RESTROOM BUT U DONT CUZ U DONT NEED TO GO.THEN YOURE DAD CAME OUT OF THE GAS STATION AN GOT INTO THE FRONT SEAT. HE PUTS THE KEY IN THE IGNITION AN DRIVES OFF. THIS PUZZLES U BECAUSE YOR MOM NOR SISTER IS IN THE CAR YET."WHY R U LEAVING?MOM AN SISTER ARENT HERE YET!"HE DOESNT ANSWER."DAD"YOU SAY."DAD?"HE STILL DOESNT SAY A WORD BUT AS ANOTHER CAR PASSED BY ,THE CAR HEADLIGHTS REFLECTED BACK.YOU SAW HIS FACE. IT WASNT YOURE FATHER(I MEAN LITTERALLY!)YOU HAVE 3 OPTIONS1.GO ALONG WITH THE RIDE.IT COULD BE INTERESTING!2.QUESTION HIM ABOUT IT. MAYBE EVEN TRY TO JUMP OUT OF THE CAR.3.SCREAM YOURE *** OFF UNTIL HE HITS YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOVEL.4.OF URE MAKING

2006-12-21 18:32:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

In the song's music video the lead singer (a guy named Justin) is in a spaceship and he is wearing a bodysuit and is hair is all over the place. PLEASE HELP ME!!! THANK YOU!!

2006-12-21 18:31:34 · 2 answers · asked by Aqua_chica 1 in Music

2006-12-21 18:31:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anita 5 in Polls & Surveys

In The Simple Life starring Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie they looked like complete airheads. The premiere episode drew 13 million viewers, increasing Fox's Adults 18-49 rating a phenomenal 79%. Dumb obviously sells! The second episode drew 13.3 million viewers, an increase of 200,000 viewers over its premiere. During the airing of the series, Fox added two extra episodes and a reunion special, which continued to draw ratings. With results like this, it was only natural that Fox would order a second season.

Google has now reported that the most googled term in 2007 was 'Paris Hilton' believe it or not. She even has her own music now!

http://www.parishiltontoday.com

The YouTube website is going off and people just can't seem to get enough of this talentless Bimbo. So is she a self marketing genius or just a braindead blonde? I reckon anyone idiotic enough to put a metal cooking pot in a microwave is certainly ignorant but I'm uncertain as to whether or not she is acting dumb.

2006-12-21 18:30:54 · 20 answers · asked by jeeperscreepersthree 1 in Celebrities

You're so sick that you keep sneezing every two seconds, your nose is completely red and puts Rudolph's to shame, your eyes are watering up, and you can't taste a single thing...

Oh My Lord.

2006-12-21 18:30:34 · 38 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 18:30:07 · 8 answers · asked by Reg Tedious 4 in Celebrities

♥(open Q not posted, are we about to freefall now?)

2006-12-21 18:30:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 18:29:10 · 22 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

but you couldn't tell anyone. Would you still do it?

2006-12-21 18:29:06 · 10 answers · asked by Gorgeous 5 in Polls & Surveys

News Flash : Today the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occurred approximately 8:42 PM last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known to his friends and family was alone at the time of his death. An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner, Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had put the bunny's batteries in backwards and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...

2006-12-21 18:28:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-21 18:25:51 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Explain. . .

2006-12-21 18:25:09 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 18:24:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥

2006-12-21 18:24:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

somebody's gonna hurt someone before the night is through
somebody's gonna come undone,there's nothing we can do
everybody's gonna touch somebody,if it takes all night
everybody's gotta take a little chance,make it come out right
there's gonna be a heartache tonight a heartache tonight i know
there's gonna be a heartache tonight,a heartache tonight i know
cant remember the rest,,,but i love this song also

2006-12-21 18:23:44 · 10 answers · asked by Hecate's_witch 2 in Music

ac/dc def leppard, creed, aerosmith, metallica, the doors, hinder, audio slave,godsmack, stone temple pilots, red hot chili peppers, 10 years, jimmy hendrix, nirvana, pearl jam, black sabbath, kiss
twisted sisters, alice in chains, kansas, shine down, offspring,

2006-12-21 18:23:26 · 16 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

2006-12-21 18:22:04 · 10 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 18:21:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-21 18:21:35 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I watched it and it wasn't so much scary as just pissed me off. I would tell that ghost to f*ck off and mace him or something. God that just bugged me how it just walked up to people and breathed the funk on them and stole there ****. And he did it just because! Its not like he was working up to something just bothering people. Is 'the fog' just as gay?

2006-12-21 18:21:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

First Common things between them

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.


But why are Dogs Better than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs understand what "no" means.

9. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

2006-12-21 18:21:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-21 18:20:53 · 8 answers · asked by Anthony 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 18:20:35 · 8 answers · asked by tokyo 5 in Celebrities

Why did you choose to do it and did you find it gross or not?

2006-12-21 18:20:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

watch santa get busted!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwU7dAzi3v8

2006-12-21 18:19:34 · 8 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

its the song of santa claus..the christmas one!I NEED ITS LYRICS -THE COMPLETE VERSION..U CAN EVEN SUGGEST D WEBSITE WHERE IT CAN BE FOUND.

2006-12-21 18:19:29 · 10 answers · asked by ashu 1 in Music