A man & a dog...?

Question

First Common things between them

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both mark their territory.

4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.

7. Neither does any dishes.

8. Both fart shamelessly.

9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

10. Both like dominance games.

11. Both are suspicious of the postman.

12. Neither understands what you see in cats.


But why are Dogs Better than Men

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you, except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs understand what "no" means.

9. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Answer 1

Both love bitches.

Answer 2

Thats funny.

Answer 3

So I should get a dog? But then what do I do with the hubby that my new dog is continually showing up?

Answer 4

Cute. But I can't sleep with a dog.

Answer 5

Very cute....and true. Just gave you a thumbs up.

Answer 6

Interesting! Not that funny though!

Answer 7

yes you are right thumbs up

Answer 8

haha funny

Answer 9

ok then

that is kinda true but not really

Answer 10

too much so it not funny.