At the annual ugly convention during one of the bus trips, there was an accident. The bus overturned and killed all of the ugly passengers. All of them go to heaven & wait in line to enter. At the gate, the angel feels sorry for them as they have had such a hard life being ugly, with all the jokes & missed opportunities. So the angel declares that before going into heaven, they all will get one wish granted.
One by one, they all tell of the desire to be beautiful, & he grants it to them. After a few of them go past, there is a chuckle that starts in the back of the line. As more & more have their wishes of beauty granted, the chuckle becomes a giggle, then just flat out hysterical laughter!
Finally, the laugher gets to the front of the line & is asked for his wish. With tears of laughter in his eyes, he says, "make them all ugly again!"
2006-12-20
05:50:55
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