Entertainment & Music - 20 December 2006

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

2006-12-20 12:21:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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Are u a candle in the wind?

2006-12-20 12:21:22 · 6 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Is it true than cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

2006-12-20 12:21:00 · 11 answers · asked by yesiinhale 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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Whats for dinner tonight..........?

Chicken for me

2006-12-20 12:20:57 · 11 answers · asked by Ollie B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Who plays Darlene on Roseanne?

2006-12-20 12:20:55 · 6 answers · asked by HorribleDeath18 1 in Television

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Who or what band sings the song "kiss me" from the 1999 movie Shes all that?

2006-12-20 12:20:52 · 6 answers · asked by tinyt 1 in Movies

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a plane crashes on the border of usa and mexico?

where do you bury the survivers?

first one who answers correctly gets the points

2006-12-20 12:20:41 · 37 answers · asked by Alex F 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Was Bob Dylans like a rolling stone song conformity or rebellion?

interpt the music and him and why you choosed it

2006-12-20 12:20:39 · 4 answers · asked by kageepan_k 1 in Music

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do anybody likes D4L or Onechance?

Hi

2006-12-20 12:20:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

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Which website of Ashley Tisdale do you like the most?!?

Any!

2006-12-20 12:20:31 · 4 answers · asked by HSM_lover 3 in Celebrities

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Vinyl Records, does any one know where I can buy them?

And many record comanys still make them, I buy them at http://www.towerrecords.com, but do you know of any stores in the NYC area?

2006-12-20 12:19:51 · 4 answers · asked by rebeandphantom 5 in Music

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What is the name of the South Park episode where Kyle's dad is turned into a dolphin?

2006-12-20 12:19:47 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

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song name in movie?

in talledega nights during the final race there is a song played this is what happens.

kal naught is directed to take out ricky bobby but he refuses so he goes to slingshot mode and when he switches the gear there is a song played. then later when ricky bobby uses that sling shot move that song playes again.

2006-12-20 12:19:44 · 4 answers · asked by noho09876 2 in Movies

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What causes you to recognize a familiar face?

Their voice or their facial features?

2006-12-20 12:19:44 · 18 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What do yall think of Jenn from the real world?

A new episode of Real World comes on tonite, I guess she's gonna get into it with Tyrie cuz she's drunk. What do you think of her sleeping with Alex. Do you think she was REALLY drunk? Do you think Colie should've been upset even though her and Alex only kissed. Also, what do you think of Colie making out with people she doesnt know?

2006-12-20 12:19:38 · 4 answers · asked by Miss A. 3 in Television

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