I laughed when I read some of this sh it!
emo
An entire subculture of people (usually angsty teens) with a fake personality. The concept of Emo is actually a vicious cycle that never ends, to the utter failing of humanity, and it goes something like this:
1. Girls say they like "sensitive guys" (lie)
2. Guy finds out, so he listens to ***** emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
3. Now an emo guy, he meets Emo chick and they start dating, talking about how their well-off suburban lifestyles are terrible and depressing (lie)
4. Emo guy is just too much of a pussy. His penis is too small, he's too depressed to bathe, and has more mood swings than emo chick, and he doesn't even have a menstrual cycle. Emo chick dumps him, saying "It's not you, it's me." (lie) as she drives off with Wayne, the school jock and captain of the football team.
5. Emo guy goes home and cries, proceeds to write a weak song and strum a single string on his acoustic guitar. Another emo chick sees how he is so in touch with his feelings, and the cycle continues.
This is the sad truth of the emo lifestyle/music, and now that I look at how pathetic it really is, maybe the emos DO have something to cry about!
When she sees how sensitive and emo I have become, she'll definately go out with me!
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A group of white, mostly middle-class well-off kids who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. They often take anti-depressants, even though the majority don't need them. They need to wake up and deal with life like everyone else instead of wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment.
Emo conversation!
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: omg my gf just left me
acidburnedsoul: that sux man
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: i blame myself only i'm such an *** *cries*
acidburnedsoul: dude come over to my house and we can cut ourselves together
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: okay *cries*
acidburnedsoul: omg dashboard confessional has a new cd, i preordered it already
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude they're my favorite band to self-mutilate to
acidburnedsoul: i prefer to cut myself while watching Napoleon Dynamite on my bigscreen
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: dude that movie is so deep. i cry every time i see it
acidburnedsoul: me too. i hate myself
XxSlavetoAnguishxX: yeah we're such tortured souls, nobody understands how hard life is for us
acidburnedsoul: yeah we got it tough dude. pass the tissues
2006-12-20 12:27:41
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answered by JustLynn 6
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Emo is like were people wear black die there hair black (sometimes) and they have a eating disorder (usually). Were they cut themselves were they think Marilyn Manson is cool (he is, Where the guys usually wear make up and get snake bits (on both sides of lips). If you want to know anymore just ask me...
2006-12-21 10:00:47
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answered by Hilary D 1
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go to google video and type in "emo song", it's the first one. It will explain everything.
2006-12-20 12:23:52
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answered by drea 3
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EMO = Cool
2006-12-20 12:21:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Extremely sensitive and emotion filled people. Like people who cut themselves.
2006-12-20 12:25:00
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answered by . 4
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My nieces (12 and 13) say that it is a term for someone who cuts his/herself, on purpose.
2006-12-20 12:22:25
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answered by firefly 6
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emo people are just odd to me
2006-12-20 12:28:23
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answered by afmooseluvrx3 4
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emotional.
in teen land, someone who has a long fringe and wears black and skinny jeans. and tight tops.
guys genereally wear make up.
2006-12-20 12:21:42
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answered by anything2getin 5
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I don't know because I haven't noticed them.
2006-12-20 12:23:03
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answered by Anonymous
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EMOTIONAL. glad im not emo though.
2006-12-20 12:21:14
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answered by Lala 4
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