Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
2006-12-20 12:21:35 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i am not trying to offend anyone! please dont be offended because that was not my intention!
2006-12-20 12:22:23 · update #1
no offense taken, pretty cool joke.
You did warn us that Mary was the brightest in S.S.
2006-12-20 12:29:28 · answer #1 · answered by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No offence taken but LOL it's rare 4 me 2 laugh but u got it in u
2006-12-20 21:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by amygerrero 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you bought a smile to my face! Too many people get offended unnecessarily on here. That was a good joke, not to mention well written!
2006-12-20 20:33:50 · answer #3 · answered by Whava 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahah.....aaaaaa!! Oiiiyyyyyoooooooo!!
2006-12-20 20:49:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG a typical JOhnny joke. I LOVED IT
2006-12-20 20:26:10 · answer #5 · answered by meow699423 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha that joke is so funny!!!
u didnt intend to offend other religion from your joke because what mary meant from her last answer to her teacher is about johnny and his pin!!
was so funny thanks!!
2006-12-20 20:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by jmee 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes there can be sunday school if there is a monday off
2006-12-21 03:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by Sonu G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i love this one... classic & kinda old, but always a good laugh!!
2006-12-20 20:31:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i've heard this before, but that's good. classic =)
2006-12-20 20:56:00 · answer #9 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
I love your jokes.
2006-12-20 21:29:51 · answer #10 · answered by Cincyfan0591 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋