Kitty and Harry, a middle aged couple, are watching TV one evening when an evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick. A voice on the TV said, "If you would like to pray with him, place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on the afflicted area."
So Harry places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch.
When she sees Harry do this, Kitty says, "Gee, honey. He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
2006-12-17
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