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Moishe goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.
"How are you Zeida?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better, Moishe. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK Zeida?"
"No problem at all, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."
Moishe is alarmed at this and rushes off to question the nurse in charge.
"What on earth are you doing?" he says. "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be correct?"
"Oh yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."

2006-12-17 16:19:56 · 7 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

7 answers

hahahaha that was the best joke i have ever heard!!!

2006-12-17 16:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Candace M 2 · 0 0

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2016-11-27 01:26:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Viagra does work wonders

2006-12-17 23:23:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Be back in a minure...going for the hot chocolate!! HELLO!!! ooohhh two more points. but who's counting!! LOL, 4sure

2006-12-17 17:04:04 · answer #4 · answered by John L 2 · 0 0

kinda funny but hard to read and process with the wordin

2006-12-17 16:48:53 · answer #5 · answered by kydd 6 · 0 1

LOL.. hahaha.. good one

2006-12-17 16:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahaaha!!!

2006-12-17 16:27:19 · answer #7 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 0 0

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