Kitty and Harry, a middle aged couple, are watching TV one evening when an evangelist comes on and promises to heal the sick. A voice on the TV said, "If you would like to pray with him, place your right hand in the air and place your left hand on the afflicted area."
So Harry places his right hand in the air and his left hand on his crotch.
When she sees Harry do this, Kitty says, "Gee, honey. He said heal the sick, not raise the dead!"
2006-12-17 16:15:12 · 8 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's a good one! I love your jokes!
2006-12-17 16:24:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one 9/10
2006-12-17 23:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was just posted in here not to long ago, funny but jeez a lil close dont you think
2006-12-17 16:53:16 · answer #3 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, poor chap no one can help him!!
2006-12-17 16:22:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... hahaha... funny.. very funny..
2006-12-17 16:21:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is way funny. Thanks for a good joke.
2006-12-17 16:17:06 · answer #6 · answered by makeitright 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. but what about her ..........
2006-12-17 16:33:54 · answer #7 · answered by late appointment 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...
2006-12-17 16:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by TopWheat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋