What's the definition of gynaecologist?
The only fool who looks for problems where others try to find pleasure.
Love is a complicated machinery. But sometimes all you need is a good screw to fix it.
Sex is like a card game. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
If you had sex 365 times in 12 months and you melted the condoms down to make a tyre what would you call it?
A fuc**ng goodyear.
Why is the blo* job a win/lose situation?
You may have her on her knees, but she has you by the balls.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause. Did you ever notice how all women problems begin with men.
Q: What is virginity?
A: It's not dignity. It is lack of opportunity.
Most women prefer sex with the lights out: they can't bear to see a man enjoying himself.
Men like sex with the lights on, so they can get the women's names right.
2006-12-17 16:20:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
awsome...! u should have answered my
question.... u wud have gotten best answer!!
2006-12-17 16:25:38 · answer #1 · answered by Vicky_Icky 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROTFL... hahaha... ya quite right..
good ones.. i especially liked the one about all our probs begining with 'men'.. hehehe
2006-12-18 00:35:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol some pretty good oens in there
2006-12-18 00:46:25 · answer #3 · answered by kydd 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
nice one
brilliant
2006-12-18 00:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ROFL!
Thanks for sharing this one!
2006-12-18 00:40:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2006-12-18 08:13:50 · answer #6 · answered by Space Cadet 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha that was the best joke i have ever heard!!!
2006-12-18 00:23:21 · answer #7 · answered by Candace M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA
2006-12-18 01:23:51 · answer #8 · answered by Erika K 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋