A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
See the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the
Pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
Read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
Writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
Because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
Nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all
Her piercing, tattoos,her tight motorcycle clothes and
Because she is so much older than I am but it's not only
The passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are
Going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
And has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
2006-12-16
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