The priest said, "Today's sermon is called 'Liars'. I will get to that in a moment, but first I have a question. How many of you have read Chapter 66 in Matthew?" Nearly every hand went up.
"You're just the group I need to speak to," the priest said. "There's no such chapter."
Good idea huh..? lol..
2006-12-16 05:06:51 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ps if you did not get my hedgehog joke, go back to it.. I added details.. Thanks..
2006-12-16 05:10:58 · update #1
your funny man thanks again for the laugh
2006-12-16 05:11:40 · answer #1 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor thy father and thy mother" she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shalt not kill."
2006-12-16 13:16:06 · answer #2 · answered by Rico Toasterman JPA 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
8/10 good joke
2006-12-16 14:06:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great........lol
2006-12-16 13:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah lol
2006-12-16 13:09:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your're funny, you made my day, hope you don't stop.
2006-12-16 13:31:00 · answer #6 · answered by Arnold 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah whatever
2006-12-16 13:10:40 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats great
2006-12-16 13:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by Lillian M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol..
2006-12-16 13:31:56 · answer #9 · answered by daniel.gzmn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋