A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to
See the bed nicely made up and everything neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the
Pillow. It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
Read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm
Writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
Because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so
Nice. I knew you would not approve of her because of all
Her piercing, tattoos,her tight motorcycle clothes and
Because she is so much older than I am but it's not only
The passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are
Going to be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
And has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
2006-12-16 05:00:17 · 15 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
Really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it
With the other people in the commune for all the cocaine
And ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
For AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to
Take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to
Visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's
House. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse
Things in life than the report card that's in my desk
Drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home
2006-12-16 05:00:33 · update #1
Hahaahahahaah that is amazin man! It's lyke the best joke i've heard all day. I love it loads. My dad would tell me it was safe and GIVE IT to me when i came home. hahaha
2006-12-16 05:05:10 · answer #1 · answered by tyana 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was not the punch line I was expecting ,very good 10/10.
2006-12-16 05:07:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, this has just set me up for the rest of the day. Cheers!!! :)
2006-12-16 05:11:45 · answer #3 · answered by Lala 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, I wish I had had the brains to try that when I was a kid.
2006-12-16 05:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pushing the envelope indeed... lol
2006-12-16 06:17:29 · answer #5 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I love it. Thank you!!!!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-16 10:31:40 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bit long-winded but not bad
2006-12-16 05:06:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked it a lot....you are definatly funnnier than me.
2006-12-16 05:14:40 · answer #8 · answered by foxinapairofsox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
rotflmao thats funny! now i know what to do lol :p
2006-12-16 05:06:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm wetting my knickers with laughter!!!!
That's so funny!!!
2006-12-16 05:08:17 · answer #10 · answered by Dannie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋