Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2006

and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?"
The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef.
He then said, "Anything else?"
The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?"
The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.
The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there."
The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key."

2006-12-16 05:40:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-16 05:40:47 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

mines is tweety

2006-12-16 05:38:42 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

This man dude going around and like answering stupid things?
What about celebrites on yahoo answers. They are gonna get Best Answer because of who they are.

2006-12-16 05:38:38 · 11 answers · asked by Brittany 4 in Polls & Surveys

I want to sound like Kirk Hammett to find the guitar I want for Christmas.

2006-12-16 05:38:33 · 4 answers · asked by deadlypotent 2 in Music

and answer

2006-12-16 05:37:54 · 30 answers · asked by la naca 6 in Polls & Surveys

Ok, if your kitchen floor was covered in water, then a wire full of electricity was about to come in to contact with it, would you do the splits on the kitchen counter to get away from being electrocuted?

2006-12-16 05:37:41 · 13 answers · asked by KD 5 in Celebrities

What was the working title for Lindsey Buckingham's song "Never Going Back Again?"

2006-12-16 05:36:42 · 1 answers · asked by KatzPlace 6 in Music

That's within 5-10 dollars

2006-12-16 05:36:23 · 17 answers · asked by Doodles 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 05:36:09 · 2 answers · asked by rlaidlaw2001 1 in Music

Have you EVER written someone's phone number and name you dislike, on a restroom wall. What was the out come, did they ever get a call from some odd ball?

2006-12-16 05:36:06 · 10 answers · asked by Porcelain Doll 6 in Polls & Surveys

You would win in a battle to the death?

2006-12-16 05:36:02 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

why was he aka makavelli? also how / where did he get his music from? also how did he make it big and why was he killed like this in the end?

2006-12-16 05:35:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Did Elvis ever sing Jingle Bell Rock?
I have searched high and low, And i just can't seem to find if he did or not.
(which either means he didn;t or if he did its rare and hard to find)

2006-12-16 05:34:55 · 6 answers · asked by Wolf J Flywheel 2 in Music

2006-12-16 05:34:26 · 20 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

do you like him

2006-12-16 05:33:55 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Ok last night i was in a pub where i have been known to act crazy and piss off barmaids! never the less i think some think i'm ok. When i visited last night there was this new one. Kind of wierd looking but attractive. I check her out and she did me little bit. I commented on her tie and made joke but it wasn't too great but the smile was good and i liked the response. Ok i was getting very drunk and this barmaid was blanking me and that smile was short lived. I spent whole night wondering what i had done or why she did what she did.

2006-12-16 05:33:42 · 4 answers · asked by wallerz2002 2 in Jokes & Riddles

My friend just asked this question so here it is....what do you think of that song?

Aaron

2006-12-16 05:33:39 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 05:33:21 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

??

2006-12-16 05:33:21 · 11 answers · asked by ξℓ Çђαηφσ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Where can i get pics of her on the internet? I like her body and her singing

2006-12-16 05:33:10 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I have been waiting since the new series 4 finished on E4 and i cant wait for the new series to start! can anyone please tell me when it is???

2006-12-16 05:32:37 · 2 answers · asked by K O 2 in Television

What is your favorite song and where can i listen to it for free with no downloading?

2006-12-16 05:32:34 · 12 answers · asked by Sunshine 4 in Music

I personally would laugh.........

2006-12-16 05:32:01 · 33 answers · asked by Coalie 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 05:31:59 · 34 answers · asked by Hando C 4 in Polls & Surveys

Check out the trailer, and post your favourite parts. or least favorite parts. and why you love it or hate it! http://youtube.com/watch?v=pxdk2nn52bc...

2006-12-16 05:31:55 · 1 answers · asked by kuh-lette m 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-16 05:31:04 · 18 answers · asked by Luis 4 in Polls & Surveys

I need to know!

2006-12-16 05:30:28 · 8 answers · asked by Cassie...:) 1 in Celebrities

What`s the difference between a woman with pmt and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

2006-12-16 05:30:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-16 05:29:55 · 26 answers · asked by jdhayman 5 in Polls & Surveys