and calmly sits there until it's his turn to be helped. A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchase and noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and asked the dog what it wanted today. The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef, and the butcher said, "How many pounds?"
The dog barked twice, so the butcher made a package of two pounds ground beef.
He then said, "Anything else?"
The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butcher said, "How many?"
The dog barked four times, and the butcher made up a package of four pork chops.
The dog then walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could get at the purse. The butcher took out the appropriate amount of money and tied two packages of meat around the dog's neck. The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow the dog. It walked for several blocks and then walked up to a house and began to scratch at the door to be let in. As the owner opened the door, the man said to the owner, "That's a really smart dog you have there."
The owner said, "He's not really all that smart. This is the second time this week he forgot his key."
2006-12-16 05:40:48 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Olde but still good.
How about a Priest, a Rabbi and a Baptist Minister walk into a bar with a horse, a goat, a pig, a rabbit and a duck.
The bartender looks up and says "What is this? Some kinda joke?".
2006-12-16 05:45:27 · answer #1 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
It happens like that most of the time I send my dog to a butcher's shop.
--That Cheeky Lad.
2006-12-16 10:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww...that must be a family of geniuses if they think a smart dog like that is dumb for forgetting his key! Yet he can do all that shopping...haha great!!
2006-12-16 06:29:31 · answer #3 · answered by Mallory B 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Laugh-out-loud funny
2006-12-16 05:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA, hilarious.....thanks i really needed a laugh...aww that poor dog but its still roflmao funny!!!! - ok so i overreacted a little lol
2006-12-16 05:44:22 · answer #5 · answered by chatterbox15 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes!
2006-12-16 08:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
te hee hee 10/10
2006-12-19 08:10:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very smart dog... mine isn't... he's just lazy... he lays down to eat... he also runs into walls sometimes... haha...
2006-12-16 06:22:36 · answer #8 · answered by chloe. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm. Made me smile.
2006-12-16 06:50:28 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Tiger 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao very good 10/10
2006-12-16 06:16:46 · answer #10 · answered by thunderchild67 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋