A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found a patient sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. A second patient was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.
The doctor asked the first patient what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor then asked what the other patient was doing. The first patient replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb." The doctor looks up and notices the second patient's face is going all red.
The doctor asks the first patient, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself." The first patient replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
2006-12-16 05:03:21 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol thanks for the compliment.. But I don't think I'll go public.. The jokes are from friends etc.. I don't make them up..
2006-12-16 05:43:41 · update #1
THat is mean but it was funny it kept me laughing , you really are funny, you should go public.
2006-12-16 05:12:49 · answer #1 · answered by Arnold 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good mental humor is always fun 9/10
2006-12-16 14:08:57 · answer #2 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is a lot better than the earlier one dear. I could not stop laughing. Keep posting....
2006-12-16 13:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Manohar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats really funny
2006-12-16 13:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by neelpatel_93 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sounds like something i would do
2006-12-16 13:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was cute
2006-12-16 13:12:57 · answer #6 · answered by Lillian M 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one.......lol
2006-12-16 13:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that was way cute thanks
2006-12-16 13:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋