Entertainment & Music - 16 December 2006

2006-12-16 06:29:52 · 27 answers · asked by heyhi 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 06:29:49 · 12 answers · asked by deedee 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 06:29:30 · 42 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Polls & Surveys

One day working the pearly gates St. Peter has to pee.
He sees Jesus walk by and asks him to mind the gate.
"Of course I will" says Jesus. St Peter runs off.
The next man to walk up to the gate is very old.
"You seek entry into the Kingdom of Heaven?" says Jesus.
The old man just nods.
"What was your occupation on Earth?" asks Jesus.
"I was a carpenter" says the old man.
"Did you have a family" enquires Jesus.
"well" says the old man "I had a son without
every being with a woman."
"Really, and was this son special some how"
Jesus asks with great interest.
"Well" replies the old man "He was not normal,
everything he did showed a moral"
"Did he have any defining physical features"
Jesus asks very excited now.
"Why, yes he did, he had holes in his hands and feet"
Stammering Jesus steps towards the old man,
"Father, it is me, your son!!!!!"
The old man, stares at Jesus and says
"Pinnochio!!!!"

2006-12-16 06:29:27 · 12 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-16 06:29:04 · 17 answers · asked by heyhi 1 in Polls & Surveys

I can be your hero baby. I can kiss away the pain. You can take my breathe away.

It has some spanish in it to.

2006-12-16 06:27:28 · 11 answers · asked by Chritsy 3 in Music

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2006-12-16 06:27:21 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I myself am looking forward till its over.

2006-12-16 06:26:45 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

alarm clock ?... mom ?.. wife ?.. husband ?.. milkman ?... dog ?
etc etc ??

heheh :)

2006-12-16 06:26:34 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I tried using the nutcracker but its pretty old now.....i would buy a metal one but i dont know where to get that at....maybe i should just get something heavy to crack my nuts with?

Aaron


for the gullible people....its only a joke.

2006-12-16 06:26:10 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 06:25:07 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who do u want to win the x factor final 2007

2006-12-16 06:25:02 · 5 answers · asked by Valmont's Gal 2 in Television

tell your parents to get out of your room as a kid,& have them tell you it's not yours it's mine.
I did & tell my kids the same thing now

2006-12-16 06:24:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 06:23:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Do you ever think that when you meet someone?

2006-12-16 06:23:21 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-16 06:22:37 · 6 answers · asked by parkdad73 1 in Celebrities

There are some very rude people out today. Thanks to all the NICE ones out there, they are the ones who make it worthwhile. Don't you wish all questions could be a east 2 points? So why be rude and self-centered? Who else misses not George?

2006-12-16 06:21:55 · 25 answers · asked by Out on a limb returns 6 in Polls & Surveys

A) Yourself
B) Old lady
C) Old Man
D)Computer
E)Santa Causes
F) A Litlle Kid
G) puppy
H)a dying Puppy
I)Geogre Bush
or
E)Stewie Griffen(the baby)
AND THAT THE NINE'S YOOCSLPDGS OF FRIENDSHIPS

2006-12-16 06:20:57 · 14 answers · asked by BullShit Man 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do not wrap wires around ...

2006-12-16 06:20:48 · 40 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-12-16 06:20:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

give me a list of all of your fave songs... i need some ideas, thanxxx

2006-12-16 06:20:45 · 8 answers · asked by I like Your hairspray 1 in Music

2006-12-16 06:20:40 · 18 answers · asked by dsw 2 in Polls & Surveys

What is the deal with this "man" person, I gather from reading others questions that there is something funny going on here and I also notice he answers almost every question with a link which I can only assume is some kind of virus.
(gosh I leave u guys for 2 mins an look what happens! lol)

Please fill me in.

2006-12-16 06:20:32 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Random question and possibily difficult to answer. I am trying to find the name of a song or the artist who sang it - the song was used in a film - I don't know which one and it had rapy overyones with soundbites from a clasical track in it. The singer was a black woman with plaited hair - it was popular in about 2000. For some eason I think the name of the artist is something to do with sweets I may be wrong. Any help appreciated!
Thanks

2006-12-16 06:19:44 · 4 answers · asked by Emily K 1 in Music

Ok. im looking for a song it sounds kinda bob-marley ish, but not really, it has a similar jamacan-ish rhythum to it, not like Off and On rithym, its more like a flow in circles from one circle to the next, i dont know if you know what i mean

but, the only word that i know is "OHH" and its during the chorus.

the lineup is like:
words words words words "OooHH"

The 2 sillables of Oh are split up into diferent notes.
The first part of Oh, like the OOOO part is higher than the ending of the word h. About one step down the music i think, not like a whole octave drop its just like
______o_____
________0___
____________
____________
____________

then it goes on to more wordswordwords then another "oOOHH"

it is a guy singing it, its not hip-hop or anything, its like rock i think. more soft rock tho not screamo.

2006-12-16 06:19:29 · 4 answers · asked by Fernesta 1 in Music

2006-12-16 06:19:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or only on occasion? thanks alot*

2006-12-16 06:19:00 · 7 answers · asked by *toona* 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 " of
ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in
Ontario.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in
Ontario.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Ontario.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in Ontario.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ONTARIAN IF:

1. ³Vacation" means going south past London for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back
again.
5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your blue spruce.
10. Down south to you means Windsor.
11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Ontario friends, you live in Ontario

2006-12-16 06:17:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-16 06:17:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok... stupid question, I know.

2006-12-16 06:16:31 · 14 answers · asked by prada guy 5 in Polls & Surveys