One day working the pearly gates St. Peter has to pee.
He sees Jesus walk by and asks him to mind the gate.
"Of course I will" says Jesus. St Peter runs off.
The next man to walk up to the gate is very old.
"You seek entry into the Kingdom of Heaven?" says Jesus.
The old man just nods.
"What was your occupation on Earth?" asks Jesus.
"I was a carpenter" says the old man.
"Did you have a family" enquires Jesus.
"well" says the old man "I had a son without
every being with a woman."
"Really, and was this son special some how"
Jesus asks with great interest.
"Well" replies the old man "He was not normal,
everything he did showed a moral"
"Did he have any defining physical features"
Jesus asks very excited now.
"Why, yes he did, he had holes in his hands and feet"
Stammering Jesus steps towards the old man,
"Father, it is me, your son!!!!!"
The old man, stares at Jesus and says
"Pinnochio!!!!"
2006-12-16 06:29:27 · 12 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
laughing so hard that this answer is probably full of loads of spelling mistakes, thanks for the laugh xXx
2006-12-16 08:14:20 · answer #1 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An oldie but a goody lol
2006-12-16 17:17:44 · answer #2 · answered by abraxas5597 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. You knew Pinnochio had a wooden willie - left the women SPELLBOUND
2006-12-16 17:42:59 · answer #3 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...very amusing hunni
2006-12-16 15:06:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did he have a big nose ? haha
2006-12-16 15:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-12-16 14:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Lovely 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor jepetto, i guess that whale finally digested him
2006-12-16 14:39:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not to bad
2006-12-17 08:30:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad..
2006-12-16 14:37:16 · answer #9 · answered by Royal Racer Hell=Grave © 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-16 14:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋