If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 " of
ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you live in
Ontario.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you live in
Ontario.
If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Ontario.
If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a
wrong number, you live in Ontario.
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE ONTARIAN IF:
1. ³Vacation" means going south past London for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then back
again.
5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road
construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your blue spruce.
10. Down south to you means Windsor.
11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your
Ontario friends, you live in Ontario
2006-12-16 06:17:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I just moved from Ottawa to Waterloo Ontario. Some things I will miss from Ottawa: Kettlemans bagels Skating on the canal Going to Senators games Produce Depot (Bank & Hunt Club) Overall Ottawa is very safe clean city.
2016-05-22 23:37:26 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in Oshawa Ontario,but the DQ is open yr round.You must be from a small town.
2006-12-16 06:28:11 · answer #2 · answered by Celebrity girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live right above Ontario, California does that count
2006-12-16 06:20:28 · answer #3 · answered by mrlebowski99 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You don't live in Ontario, do you?! It's a lot colder in the Yukon and we only get about twelve feet of ice on the river.
So funny I forgot to pee....
2006-12-16 06:22:15 · answer #4 · answered by mj_indigo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and you dont mind standing in line for 30 minutes for a cup of coffee at Tim Hortens.
2006-12-16 06:19:46 · answer #5 · answered by CLARABELLE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I live in California
2006-12-16 06:19:12 · answer #6 · answered by jasemay71 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot " That your ocean is a Lake and your back yard is Niagara Falls." I loved it as a kid.
2006-12-16 06:22:09 · answer #7 · answered by MikeDot3s 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry i don't live in Ontario
2006-12-16 06:19:42 · answer #8 · answered by Mag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would like to visit there !!!
2006-12-16 06:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋