*Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
*Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
*Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
*Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
*Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
*Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
What laws can you add? :-)
2006-12-16
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