*Law of Probability Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
*Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.
*Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
*Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
*Variation Law: If you change traffic lanes, the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
*Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
*Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.
*Wilson's Law: As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
What laws can you add? :-)
2006-12-16 09:32:08 · 5 answers · asked by kimandchris2 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Law of Alcohol - Drink to much and regret it tomorrow
2006-12-16 09:35:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't know the name of the law--but it has to do with--just when you make ends meet, someone cuts the middle. I really enjoyed your list!
2006-12-17 14:46:10 · answer #2 · answered by Valac Gypsy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lesters law: as soon as you think you're going to beat a vidio game, another monster jumps you and eats your butt! when you fall in love with a tv show, they will cancel it! the law of, neilson.
2006-12-16 17:40:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the Law of Y!A: Be too elaborate and no one will answer the way you like them to.
2006-12-16 17:35:57 · answer #4 · answered by McAtterie 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Murphy's Law: anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
2006-12-16 17:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by Robert B 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋