Every day Little Johnny walks home from school past a 4th grade
girl's house. One day he is carrying a football and he stops to
taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says,
"Hey Mary! See this football? Football is a boy's game and girls
can't have one!"
Little Mary runs into the house crying and tells her mother about
the encounter. Her mother immediately runs out and buys the girl
a football.
The next day, Johnny is riding home on his bike and Little Mary
shows him the football and yells, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
Little Johnny gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike?
This is a boy's bike and girls can't have 'em!"
The next day, Johnny comes by and little Mary is riding a new
boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he immediately drops his
pants, points at his most private of private parts and says,
"You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and not even YOUR mother can go out and buy you one!"
2006-12-16
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