Every day Little Johnny walks home from school past a 4th grade
girl's house. One day he is carrying a football and he stops to
taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says,
"Hey Mary! See this football? Football is a boy's game and girls
can't have one!"
Little Mary runs into the house crying and tells her mother about
the encounter. Her mother immediately runs out and buys the girl
a football.
The next day, Johnny is riding home on his bike and Little Mary
shows him the football and yells, "Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
Little Johnny gets mad and points to his bike. "See this bike?
This is a boy's bike and girls can't have 'em!"
The next day, Johnny comes by and little Mary is riding a new
boy's bike. Now he is really mad. So he immediately drops his
pants, points at his most private of private parts and says,
"You see THIS? Only BOYS have these and not even YOUR mother can go out and buy you one!"
2006-12-16 10:37:14 · 14 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The next day as Johnny passes the house he asks little Mary,
"Well, what do you have to say NOW?"
She pulls up her dress and replies, "My mother told me that as
long as I have one of these, I can have as many of THOSE as I
want!"
2006-12-16 10:37:27 · update #1
lol............ thats kinda cute. I will give you a 9/10 for that. I mean, I thought she would have taped a banana or something. But the punch-line totally rocked!!!!!!! Have to admit, out of all the Battle Of Sexes Jokes I know, this is ought to be the best!
2006-12-16 10:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It IS a good one...not too many johnny jokes that is not.I heard it before but forgot about it so I was able to LOL
2006-12-16 16:51:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another 9.5 on the 10 point ROTFLMAO scale!
--That Cheeky Lad
2006-12-16 10:41:49 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a really funny joke! Keep them coming!!
2006-12-16 11:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Mushin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had to rate that,I would give it a 1,000,000,000,000,000!!!!!!!!!
That was a very funny joke......I definitly have to tell my friends that 1
2006-12-16 10:44:27 · answer #5 · answered by . 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but still goodie!! lol
2006-12-16 11:01:35 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol! rotflai! (rollin on the floor like an idiot)
2006-12-16 12:53:22 · answer #7 · answered by lol, limewire.... or whatever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL OMG THAT IS SO FUNNY I WISH I COULD THAT HUMOR U SO LUCKY
2006-12-16 10:43:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
rofl and proof once again of how great it is to be female, lol that was so funny thanks for the laugh xXx
2006-12-16 23:31:21 · answer #9 · answered by Star dust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke was not funny 40 years ago, still not.
2006-12-16 10:43:06 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 6 · 0⤊ 4⤋