One day a old married couple are doing the dishes after dinner
their youngest son walks in,grabs something and walks back out.
The old man looks at his wife and says ,honey you know i love you and our 4 kids but i have to ask you something.Our youngest son doesnt look anything like our other 3 boys. Is there something you need to tell me???
The wife breaks down and tears and says
Yes your right he does have a Different father then the rest of our boys..I'm So sorry
The old man asks...so whose his father
The crying wife replies
Yes he's yours
2006-12-16 10:37:41 · 20 answers · asked by Nunya 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Couple slower people dont get it..so
It means the three other boys arent his.
2006-12-16 11:06:56 · update #1
That's hilarious
2006-12-16 10:41:57 · answer #1 · answered by andy20il2006 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ole staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking Buddy, Sven. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife, Lena. He Tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their
Upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Ole sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to quietly find a full box of band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he coul d on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning,
Ole woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and Lena staring at him from across the room.
She said, "You were drunk again last night weren't you Ole?"
Ole said, "Why you say such a mean thing?"
"Well," Lena said, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror."
2006-12-16 18:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by Deli Ozy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-16 18:39:52 · answer #3 · answered by scumbag 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, this is pretty funny, not exactly hilarious but not confusing either...
2006-12-16 18:44:11 · answer #4 · answered by BloNdiE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so sad, but also extremely funny. Good joke!
2006-12-16 18:50:32 · answer #5 · answered by KT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha!
Yes, that's funny.
2006-12-16 18:44:20 · answer #6 · answered by ▒♥▒♥▒♥▒♥▒™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man this is not funny did you steal my diary?
...LOL... I liked the joke very funny!
2006-12-16 19:26:07 · answer #7 · answered by Richard Serenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I think that is very funny!! HAHA!
2006-12-16 18:39:35 · answer #8 · answered by C F 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg that a really funny joke
2006-12-16 19:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by meow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha thats funny
2006-12-16 19:35:05 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋