A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
The man replied, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?"
Again, the man replies bluntly, "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them.
He tells the irate guy , "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much."
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite but then the guys spits it out and says, "HEY! This brownie tastes like crap!"
"It is crap" replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
2006-12-14
03:01:15
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