A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
The man replied, "Are you nuts? That's robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?"
Again, the man replies bluntly, "You must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them.
He tells the irate guy , "Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much."
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite but then the guys spits it out and says, "HEY! This brownie tastes like crap!"
"It is crap" replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
2006-12-14 03:01:15 · 9 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
uh... that was gross!! i'm speechless!!
2006-12-14 13:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes keep it till you find a better job!! good luck.
2006-12-14 11:20:31 · answer #2 · answered by amber 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd give it 2 stars....not that funny.
2006-12-14 11:06:58 · answer #3 · answered by Christabelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...but you should switch to used cars.
2006-12-14 11:05:03 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny hunny
2006-12-14 12:22:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on your day job ?
may need the esc...
2006-12-14 21:35:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, keep your job !!!
2006-12-14 11:04:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
so funny
yeah
keep your day job!!
2006-12-14 11:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by DeeVee D. Essemar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny.
2006-12-14 11:05:24 · answer #9 · answered by **** if i know 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋