The husband comes home from work, and the wife asks,"Can u take a look at the dishwasher?" "What in the hell does it look like, I have Maytag written on my forehead!"..it does'nt get fixed. The next day, the husband returns from work, and the wife says, "Can u take a look at the fridge, it seems to be running all the time." What the hell does it look like, I have Maytag written on my forehead."..it does'nt get fixed. A couple of days pass, and the husband comes home to find that the broken appliances are fixed. Hey, how did u get the stuff working?" "Well", she says.." We have a new neighbor that moved in, and we got to talking, and he said that he would fix the stuff if I baked him a cherry pie, or have sex with him." "How did he enjoy the pie?" "What in the hell does it look like, I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead!!" hahaha :)
2006-12-14
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