The husband comes home from work, and the wife asks,"Can u take a look at the dishwasher?" "What in the hell does it look like, I have Maytag written on my forehead!"..it does'nt get fixed. The next day, the husband returns from work, and the wife says, "Can u take a look at the fridge, it seems to be running all the time." What the hell does it look like, I have Maytag written on my forehead."..it does'nt get fixed. A couple of days pass, and the husband comes home to find that the broken appliances are fixed. Hey, how did u get the stuff working?" "Well", she says.." We have a new neighbor that moved in, and we got to talking, and he said that he would fix the stuff if I baked him a cherry pie, or have sex with him." "How did he enjoy the pie?" "What in the hell does it look like, I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead!!" hahaha :)
2006-12-14 04:05:34 · 22 answers · asked by MAGGIEMAGGOO 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that's definitely FUNNY... totally HILARIOUS! LOL!
2006-12-14 04:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'v heard of that one before you got to love Betty Crocker, you go girl
2006-12-14 04:10:47 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha
did you know that the 1st person to make up this joke was betty crocker
2006-12-15 04:55:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. A Goodie! LOL.
Happy Holidays!
2006-12-14 13:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dat deres funny dont care who ya are!
2006-12-14 04:48:58 · answer #5 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahahahhahahaha the hell thats what he gets hahahahahha
2006-12-14 08:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by LIZ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one mate
2006-12-14 04:23:11 · answer #7 · answered by RACQUEL 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-12-14 04:08:39 · answer #8 · answered by jared 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha haha ha ha that is tooo funny. Nice comeback !!!
2006-12-14 04:31:51 · answer #9 · answered by me 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That Was Great! Thanks for giving me a chuckle this morning!!
I shared this one with all my friends and especially my boyfriend!
2006-12-14 04:14:48 · answer #10 · answered by alicia o 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋