Entertainment & Music - 13 December 2006

An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a Sydney construction site.

The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping."

To the Irishman he says "You're in charge of shoveling."

To the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."

He then says, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."

So the foreman goes away for a couple hours, but when he returns the pile of sand is untouched.

He says to the Italian: "Why didn't you sweep any of it?"

The Italian replies in a heavy accent, "I no gotta broom, an' you tella me dat de Chinese'a guy supposa bringa da supplies, but he disappear and I no finda him."

Then the foreman turns to the Irishman and asks why he didn't shovel.

The Irishman replies in his heavy brogue, "Aye, that ye did, but I couldn't get meself a shovel. Ye left the Chinese fella in charge of supplies, but I couldn't fin' him."

The foreman is really angry now, and storms off looking for the Chinese guy.

He can't find him anywhere and is getting angrier by the minute.

Just then, the Chinese guy springs out from behind the pile of sand and yells... "Supplies!!"

2006-12-13 09:10:57 · 2 answers · asked by Lord L 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 09:10:57 · 26 answers · asked by lize 4 in Polls & Surveys

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

2006-12-13 09:10:41 · 20 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 09:10:18 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Cuz I do she is like my fave

2006-12-13 09:10:09 · 14 answers · asked by :.CC.: 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-13 09:10:00 · 1 answers · asked by JoAnn W 3 in Celebrities

she died?

Oh my goodness, i was too young, but i saw the movie a while ago, and i was so sad. i cried. i also have a book of the biggest crimes and events of the world and she was on there.

You know what is really hearbreaking?
I was watching a couple of old video cassettes that my mom taped her fave shows on in the 90s and this vid was from 1990 and their was a cool coca cola commercial and she was on it! i was so sad cuz it was only a while before she died. how sad...shes a wonderful person and an amazing singer!

2006-12-13 09:09:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Are we ever going to be able to buy movies and tv shows on aussie itunes? All thats available at the moment are music videos and those pixar short movies... kinda sucks

2006-12-13 09:09:46 · 1 answers · asked by Radio Flyer 3 in Other - Entertainment

do you hate me becuase i'm beautiful?

2006-12-13 09:09:30 · 13 answers · asked by trooper (canine bad citizen) 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 09:09:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 09:08:46 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

How many seconds does it take until things start getting chaotic

2006-12-13 09:08:37 · 41 answers · asked by MineNOTyours 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 09:08:30 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm a girl sagittarius and he is a gemini are compatible? we have crushes on eachother

2006-12-13 09:08:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

2006-12-13 09:08:23 · 8 answers · asked by a143shane 1 in Music

Can anyone provide me with the lyrics to the "Charlie Kane" song from Citizen Kane? It's easy to hear how the song begins:

There is a man. A certain man.
And for the poor you can be sure that he'll do all he can.
Who is this one? This favorite son?
Who by his actions has the traction magnets on the run.
Who likes to smoke. Enjoys a joke.
And wouldn't get a bit upset if he were really broke.
With wealth and fame, he's still the same.
I'll bet you five you're not alive if you don't know his name.
What is his name? It's Charlie Kane. It's Mr. Kane.
He doesn't like the Mister. He likes good old Charlie Kane.

However, during the movie the song continues in the background while dialogue carries on between the characters and I can't hear the rest of the words aside from the occasional chorus of "Good old Charlie Kane." Something about buying food and drinks, and a Miss that's made to kiss? Any help is much appreciated.

2006-12-13 09:08:18 · 2 answers · asked by Ann 3 in Movies

Should supreme court justices continue to have life tenure?

I think so!...They're more experienced, don't you think?

Let me in on your opinion and why =]

2006-12-13 09:08:14 · 4 answers · asked by Lina 4 in Polls & Surveys

The M1 motorway and the M6 motorway are in their local having a drink, when the M1 says,"Who is that red Tarmac in the corner by himself"? The M6 replies,"Oh, don't have anything to do with him, he's a cyclepath".

2006-12-13 09:07:59 · 2 answers · asked by Trixie Bordello 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 09:07:58 · 24 answers · asked by Push It 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 09:07:29 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Fanged Teeth and Razor Shapr Claws

Or

A Sword of Chaos

2006-12-13 09:07:01 · 20 answers · asked by ArchAngel Raziel 3 in Polls & Surveys

and where would we send the cd to?.

2006-12-13 09:06:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-13 09:06:46 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-12-13 09:06:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 09:06:12 · 9 answers · asked by Meghan R 1 in Comics & Animation

A 94 year old man involved in tests at the hospital is asked to give a sperm sample.He goes away and 2 days later comes back with an empty jar.The nurse asks him why it's empty and the man says 'It's no good,i tried with my right hand and I tried with my right,I got my wife to try with both hands and then with her mouth,she tried with her teeth in and with her teeth out,I even got Doris next door to try but we still couldn't get the fuckin lid off!'

2006-12-13 09:06:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-13 09:06:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-13 09:06:00 · 10 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys

To those who feel invigorated, what's your secret?

2006-12-13 09:05:53 · 13 answers · asked by Wiley 5 in Polls & Surveys

I cant understand the last part of the song. Please right it out fo rme.

2006-12-13 09:05:36 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television