A 94 year old man involved in tests at the hospital is asked to give a sperm sample.He goes away and 2 days later comes back with an empty jar.The nurse asks him why it's empty and the man says 'It's no good,i tried with my right hand and I tried with my right,I got my wife to try with both hands and then with her mouth,she tried with her teeth in and with her teeth out,I even got Doris next door to try but we still couldn't get the fuckin lid off!'
2006-12-13 09:06:12 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-13 09:07:43 · answer #1 · answered by Oh My God! 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is the first joke on Yahoo Answers that I thought was very funny! Cheers for making me laugh!
2006-12-13 09:09:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's just silly, old, daft, but brilliant. Merry Christmas.xx
2006-12-17 09:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh man? That's sooo funny. Now recovering in A&E, I think I s**t myself.
2006-12-13 09:12:22 · answer #4 · answered by Trixie Bordello 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaha thats a good one,gave me a giggle :o)
2006-12-13 09:09:43 · answer #5 · answered by Lou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - as one who also cannot open a jar (because of arthritis) I can really appreciate this one - it really made me laugh out loud ( :o)
2006-12-13 09:14:29 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 09:10:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He he.... I can relate to that... I would also have trouble seeing the darn jar.
"Open the jar?? Heck, I can't even hold it!!"
great joke..
2006-12-13 09:10:10 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah i wias thinkin wow this is a little perverted till i got to the end! cute.
2006-12-13 09:08:36 · answer #9 · answered by lala89 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Here's one for you-Whats long and hard and full of semen...........a submarine (seamen) Sorry best I could think of at the moment.
2006-12-13 09:14:41 · answer #10 · answered by christine p 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Brill lol
2006-12-13 09:09:44 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋