It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast, eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
2006-12-13 09:10:41 · 20 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "F*ck him, give him a dollar."
2006-12-13 09:10:52 · update #1
I liked this one, my friends at post office are going to love it too!
2006-12-13 09:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by geminitaurus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG, thats hilarious, sounds like something a husband would do and then the wife would get the interpretation wrong, lol 105/100
2006-12-13 09:22:40 · answer #2 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh boy all I did for the UPS Woman that was leaving was got her a nice Card and Thanked her for all the deliveries she made to my home over the years... Gee do you think I should have done more?
2016-05-23 20:53:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You left out the last bit of the punch line. She also adds "The breakfast was My idea."
2006-12-15 02:02:56 · answer #4 · answered by imjustasteph 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny??I nearly tippled over backwards.
2006-12-13 09:16:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-13 09:14:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Better be careful of what you say or you just may get exactly that.
2006-12-13 09:29:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha haha that is funny lol. Is she blonde he he he
2006-12-13 09:13:31 · answer #8 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha, that is pretty funny
2006-12-13 09:17:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...that's funny.
and ..
The mailman tells her, "You don't have to pay me, I am finally doing to you, what he has been doing to my wife for months."
2006-12-13 09:19:19 · answer #10 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋