A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age ashis wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soonbecame a nightmare when he found that he could not last longenough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him thatall was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visitedthe doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I makelove to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?" The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in aprofessional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation beforehaving intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'lllast longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to lethim know that she would be attacking him at the front door whenhe arrived home. "Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to
2006-12-12
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