A middle-aged businessman took a young woman half his age ashis wife. The fantasy of having a young woman in his bed soonbecame a nightmare when he found that he could not last longenough to satisfy his young bride. His wife, as understanding as she was exciting, told him thatall was well even if he was quick to get out of the saddle. Determined to satisfy this sweet young thing, the man visitedthe doctor to get some advice. "Doctor, I can't seem to hold back for very long when I makelove to my young wife and I can't satisfy her. What can I do?" The doctor smiled, patted him on the shoulder, and said in aprofessional manner, "Try a bit of self-stimulation beforehaving intercourse with your wife and you'll find that you'lllast longer and ultimately satisfy her." "Okay, Doctor. If you think that will help."
Later that afternoon, his young bride called him at work to lethim know that she would be attacking him at the front door whenhe arrived home. "Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to
2006-12-12 18:14:02 · 7 answers · asked by honeysuckle 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Be prepared, my darling. I'm going to ravish you," she cooed over the phone. The man decided to follow the doctor's advice. Butwhere? In the office? The Xerox room? What if someone walked in on him? He got in his truck and began the journey home. Soon he decidedhe would find a spot on the road to pull over, climb underneaththe truck and pretend to be inspecting the rear axle, and dothe deed there. A moment later, he pulled over, crawled beneath the truck,closed his eyes tightly, fantasized about his young wife, and began his "therapy". A few minutes later, just as he was about to complete his therapy session, he felt someone tugging on his pants leg. Keeping his eyes tightly shut to avoid ruining the fantasy hewas enjoying, he said, "Yes?" "Sir, I'm with the Police Department. Could you tell me whatyou are doing, please?" said the officer. "Yes, officer, I'm inspecting my truck's rear axle," he replied confidently. "Well, why don't you check the brakes while you're down there.
2006-12-12 18:17:10 · update #1
Your truck rolled down the hill a few minutes ago."
2006-12-12 18:18:00 · update #2
So, did I get this right. The truck had rolled away and he was just laying there in pubic (oops!) I mean public.
2006-12-12 18:21:29 · answer #1 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny joke.
2006-12-12 18:38:47 · answer #2 · answered by jjrjeff 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that all?? :( I was hoping for more!
Ah Have to wait for the edit!! GOt it. That is pretty funny.
2006-12-12 18:17:12 · answer #3 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...I love this one
2006-12-12 18:30:04 · answer #4 · answered by autumn w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long dear...few is gonna read!
2006-12-12 18:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by tonima 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing to make me laugh...again
2006-12-12 18:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-12 20:37:20 · answer #7 · answered by xander 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋