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A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

2006-12-12 18:04:00 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

14 answers

bit of a drain i would think brill 10/10

2006-12-12 19:24:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah that's pretty good. here's one for you A father comes home from the doctor and tells his son that he's dying of cancer. Since they were Irish they decided to go to the pub and have a pint. While there the father tells everyone he's dying of aids. The son confused says nothing until the end of the night. Dad why did you tell everyone you were dying of aids instead of cancer? The father replied because this way after I'm gone no one will try and sleep with you're mother!

2016-05-23 17:09:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

FUNNY. On a scale of 1-10 I give it a drunk! I mean 10!!

2006-12-12 18:19:48 · answer #3 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 0 1

only 10 light weight

2006-12-13 02:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

funny

2006-12-12 18:09:38 · answer #5 · answered by DON'T GIT LOC'D UP 2 · 0 1

Lol, yeah, it's funny.

2006-12-12 18:41:33 · answer #6 · answered by Faye 2 · 0 1

it funny iam still lol

2006-12-12 18:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by ivya.k.a. becca 2 · 0 1

hehehe

2006-12-12 22:07:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

V funny . lmao!!

2006-12-12 20:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by dm_overton 3 · 0 1

hmm, not bad

2006-12-12 19:03:55 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0 1

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