Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

2006-12-11 11:11:32 · 21 answers · asked by a m 4 in Jokes & Riddles

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How can I get a date with a cheerleader?

She's 16 right now and she's so hot I wanna show her the true me...I'm not going for sex I jus wanna get to know her inside and out...any tips?

I have a good personality and everything but I'm not totally sure how to go about with my looks:

http://members.tripod.com/~koreyt/Pict1.jpg

sorry, I was drunk :)

2006-12-11 11:11:29 · 9 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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hmm...who had a good start this week? if u did wat happend to you?

2006-12-11 11:11:24 · 13 answers · asked by ♥babygurl♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys

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Strictly Come Dancing-is it a fix?

2006-12-11 11:11:14 · 7 answers · asked by dwayne dowser 1 in Television

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What is your top 5 animations ?

1. Cars
2. The Polar Express
3. Finding Nemo
4. Lion King
5. Spirited Away

2006-12-11 11:10:53 · 16 answers · asked by lkyalvin 3 in Comics & Animation

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Do you think I'm the only one in here rate thumbs up in those spam questions?

2006-12-11 11:10:33 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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how compatible are virgos and scorpios?

female:virgo, birthday september 6th, 1986
male: scorpio, birthday november 16th 1981

2006-12-11 11:10:09 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

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"Timbuktu”.?

The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and
a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, and then they were allowed two
minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The
word that they were given was "Timbuktu”.
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone
and said:
Slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by
two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The
redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a hunting' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three,
and we was two, so I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

2006-12-11 11:09:21 · 17 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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When was the last time a monkey had an influence on your life?

Did he have any training?

2006-12-11 11:08:48 · 27 answers · asked by Thinker 4 in Polls & Surveys

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Where is Shiloh Jolie-Pitt?

How come Shiloh is never with the rest of the family when they are in public? Maddox and Zahara are always with them. It kinda seems like they don't even have a third child.

2006-12-11 11:08:30 · 9 answers · asked by Danielle C 2 in Celebrities

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have you ever had a stalker?

or have you ever wanted one? or have you ever stalked someone?

2006-12-11 11:07:24 · 38 answers · asked by yo 2 in Polls & Surveys

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What is the meaning of these lyrics?

I'm not Pygmalion
Hooked by failure
Ruled as a juvenile
Aged as an infantile
Subject to the ladder

Ruined by affection
Excepted by exception
Predicted on a graph
Cornered by ritual
Diminished by impression
Cried out to the lesson
Subject to the ladder
Subject to the ladder

My thoughts are coming through
Emptiness follows too
A cyclone full on feeling
The silence of the room

Defended by defendants
Corrected by the pain
Inspected by a sadness
Exhausted by a game
Subject to the ladder
Subject to the ladder

My thoughts are coming through
Emptiness follows too
A cyclone full of feeling
The silence of the room

A picture turning over
Jewel in the water
Where Echo saw reflection
Not what it taught her
Invaded by the quarrels
And I denied the lathe
Let me chop down the laurel
A goal I won't escape

2006-12-11 11:06:23 · 3 answers · asked by Teehee 1 in Music

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What year did you graduate from high school?

2006-12-11 11:06:08 · 32 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

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what is your favorite christmas song from the 70's -90's??

please put the song title and artist ..thanks

2006-12-11 11:05:56 · 12 answers · asked by lize 4 in Polls & Surveys

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What should I do if my girlfriend looks like a guy?

2006-12-11 11:05:39 · 27 answers · asked by ? 3 in Polls & Surveys

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well i've had enough and going to bed may i say goodnight to you all??

sweet dreams. xx

2006-12-11 11:05:24 · 5 answers · asked by Deano™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

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what drugs were bands on in the 70's?

cuz when i watch them perform....they are in another world man haha. their eyes are all black and they're just out there...what the hail are they on??

2006-12-11 11:05:08 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Music

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Choices for all?

Cake, or death?

2006-12-11 11:04:47 · 11 answers · asked by ExpertOfNothing 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Brainteaser can you guess the answer? The first one to get it right and why gets 10 points.?

1. A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?

2006-12-11 11:04:45 · 31 answers · asked by unicornfarie1 6 in Jokes & Riddles

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do you want to eat a pop tart off my nekkid tushy?

what flavor pop tart....?

2006-12-11 11:04:44 · 10 answers · asked by DOMINATUS 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Diamond Wedding Ring?

Guys - Do y9ou feel you would HAVE to have the Diamond Ring in order to propose?

Ladies - Would you accept a Proposal without one?

My Guess is I will probably never Marry again Simply because I feel Blowing Two Thousand Bucks on a Rock is a real Waste!
Sorry Just My Opinion :-)

2006-12-11 11:04:33 · 14 answers · asked by D B 4 in Polls & Surveys

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"Expect the unexpected" what would be the opposite of that?

2006-12-11 11:04:30 · 10 answers · asked by Angel 5 in Polls & Surveys

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What would Bumbles the Snow Monster use to comb his fur?

2006-12-11 11:04:26 · 2 answers · asked by Screaming Banshee 3 in Polls & Surveys

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Why does MTV only play "Black" Music?

It seems as though on MTV today you will see an excessive amount of rap and hip hop music mostly by Black artists. Shouldn't MTV start playing some different types of music? Rock, Ska, Punk,Reggae,etc.? I personally believe that MTV should play less hip hop and rap due to there already is a channel for it, BET. Does anybody agree or have a reason why the channel plays so much "Black" music?

2006-12-11 11:04:25 · 9 answers · asked by ? 1 in Other - Entertainment