Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only, one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."
2006-12-11 11:11:32 · 21 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
My wife told me to say your joke was very funny!
2006-12-11 11:18:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
in an era while parenthood replaced into no longer determinable--regulations have been made. A married female had to no longer merely be stored sequestered yet threatened with dying if she strayed--else--the valuables and possessions of the daddy which went to the 1st born could flow to a baby no longer of his blood. those morals had no longer something to do with religon--each and every thing to do with assets--and have been the inspiration of the double generic.
2016-12-30 07:00:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like he knows his place ! haha
2006-12-12 03:08:06 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, kinda sad, but very funny!
2006-12-11 11:17:05 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol yah thats funny! 10/10!!!
2006-12-11 11:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by OkieOk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha lol thats a good one!!!hahaha!!!!
do you guys make these up?
they are really funny!!! :)
2006-12-11 11:50:18 · answer #6 · answered by Kristin H 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice job! silly little men. but i gotta say..GO WOMEN!!!
2006-12-11 11:19:57 · answer #7 · answered by lucky charms ♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice
2006-12-11 11:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by Evieve 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2006-12-11 21:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i know i was that man my wife told me so???
2006-12-11 11:26:23 · answer #10 · answered by joethedog 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋