The National Poetry Contest had come down to the last two, a Yale graduate and
a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, and then they were allowed two
minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The
word that they were given was "Timbuktu”.
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone
and said:
Slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by
two Destination Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The
redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a hunting' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three,
and we was two, so I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
2006-12-11 11:09:21 · 17 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god some people on here are idiots. i thought it was hilarious!
2006-12-11 11:27:44 · answer #1 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
steady as a rock brilliant 10/10
2006-12-11 11:32:06 · answer #2 · answered by joethedog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I bet the tent wasn't the only thing to pop up ! haha
2006-12-12 03:10:47 · answer #3 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha
2006-12-11 11:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by speedy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol - 5/10
2006-12-11 11:13:12 · answer #5 · answered by lothlorien_priestess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
silly buy funny. 6/10
2006-12-11 21:13:59 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there goes 30 seconds I'll never get back
2006-12-11 11:13:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, bet the crowd went even crazier at this one:))
2006-12-11 11:22:17 · answer #8 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Lol
2006-12-11 11:16:21 · answer #9 · answered by renaeshauna 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololo roflmfao hahahahahahahhaha
2006-12-11 11:25:00 · answer #10 · answered by Im Just Blessed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋