Entertainment & Music - 11 December 2006

2006-12-11 04:27:13 · 9 answers · asked by CSP 2 in Music

2006-12-11 04:26:51 · 40 answers · asked by keeley 4 in Music

2006-12-11 04:26:35 · 11 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Music

2006-12-11 04:26:19 · 28 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

If you run into Britney Spears on the street, what will you do?

Take pics with her? scream? .. or?

2006-12-11 04:25:54 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

what is wrong with peter ?( in your personal oppinion)
what is the secret the hatian has?
is claire's dad a "hero"( i mean do you think that he has powers?)
who does he work for ? he told eden that he had to follow orders but from whom?
how do you stop an exploding man?
who else is addicted to this show?
what is with the mid-season splits? do they (the networks)just want to drive us crazy?

2006-12-11 04:25:46 · 9 answers · asked by Brownsugga 3 in Television

the song reads like
"some folks are born made to wave the flag
ooh they are red white and blue
and when the band plays "

2006-12-11 04:25:14 · 6 answers · asked by anonymousbin 1 in Music

By accident of course?

2006-12-11 04:25:08 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:24:53 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

if we gave our planet a day of do you think that it will return brand if we gave our planet a day of do you think that it will return brand new like it have not be touched before - i mean the nature side - forest - seas - air

imagine if we all keep it quite for one hour .. please imagine the silence , we may hear our plant moving & we may hear each other may be for the first time since we where here in this earth

2006-12-11 04:24:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What was your favourite 80's films, i.e. the breakfast club , st elmo's fire.

2006-12-11 04:24:38 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Pretty soon, I won't be able to do anything except sit in my chair and read!

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I can't enjoy a good Latte from Starbucks anymore because they WOULD NOT send any coffee to that poor Army Sgt who requested it. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you, I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking a man along to watch the car so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face...disfiguring me for life.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan

I no longer worry about sudden cardiac arrest, since I can now cough myself back to life instead of wasting time calling 911.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

Thanks to you, I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me instant death when it bites my butt.

Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.

And thanks to your great advice, I can't ever pick up $5.00 I dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest your back, causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician, who is a lawyer.

2006-12-11 04:24:18 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i was checking out their newest album, supremecy, in the store this weekend and it sounded real good. i've never really listened to them before.Being a fan of Pantera, Metallica, Sabbath, Shadows Fall..... should i check this CD out ?

2006-12-11 04:23:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Jeff Krigsby
Alex Dakota
Joel Fox
Cody Stewart

it's for a story that im working on, my main character is Abby Redford, and I need a good name for a guy to go along with her, so which of the 4 names listed above do u like best?

2006-12-11 04:22:32 · 21 answers · asked by *Charmed* 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:22:00 · 9 answers · asked by wildmichelle00 1 in Comics & Animation

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!"

The bartender replied, "Everything is big in Texas."

After a couple of beers, the blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located.

The bartender replied, "Second door to the right."

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over a bucket and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident.

Scared to death, the blind man started shouting... "Don't flush, don't flush!"

2006-12-11 04:21:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market looking for a rooster. He was hoping he could get a special rooster - one that would service all of his many hens and when he told this to the market vendor, the vendor replied: "I have just the rooster for you. Randy here is the horniest rooster you will ever see!" So the farmer took Randy back to the farm. Before setting him loose in the hen house though, he gave Randy a little pep talk. "Randy", he said, "I'm counting on you to do your stuff". And without a word he strutted into the hen house. Randy was as fast as he was furious, mounting each hen like a thunderbolt. There was much squawking and many feathers flying, till Randy had finished having his way with each hen. But Randy didn't stop there, he went in to the barn and mounted all the horses, one by one and still at the same frantic pace. Then he went to the pig house where he did the same. The farmer, watching all of this with disbelief, cried out, "Stop, Randy, you'll kill yourself". But Randy continued, seeking out each farm animal in the same manner. Well the next morning, the farmer looked out and saw Randy lying there on his lawn. His legs were up in the air, his eyes rolled back, and his tongue hanging out. A buzzard was already circling above Randy. The farmer walked up to Randy saying, "Oh you poor thing, look what you did, you've gone and killed yourself. I warned you my little buddy"...."Shhhhh," Randy whispered, "The buzzard's getting closer."

2006-12-11 04:21:34 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Jokes & Riddles

He's so sexy that hair and that smile.Wow i want a peice of that action.So please will you marry me!

2006-12-11 04:21:04 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:21:03 · 10 answers · asked by PE 2 in Music

Baa baa wooly sheep indeed=S

2006-12-11 04:20:32 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

the only thing out of life I want is.....

2006-12-11 04:20:22 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:19:58 · 1 answers · asked by Mario Vinny D 7 in Music

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.

The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.

2006-12-11 04:19:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

priorities was to have the tunnel leading to the wine cellar wired. Manny, the electrician, had just finished the basement wiring but had failed to label which of the 3 switches belonged to the wine cellar. Mr. Lee had a small flashlight that would enable him to find the wine room, however, he didn't like the thought of returning for an after dinner port armed with only a small light. Knowing he would be back, Mr. Lee wanted to be certain he could correctly label which switch belonged to the wine room with only ONE trip. How could he manage?

2006-12-11 04:19:39 · 4 answers · asked by Nemesis: Your worst nightmare 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 04:19:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-11 04:19:04 · 4 answers · asked by ANDRE THE GIANT'S BALLS 1 in Polls & Surveys

who do u think is hotter jay manuel the guy with like really blonde white hair or the photographer
these guys are from americas next top model anyway who do u think is hotter?

2006-12-11 04:18:46 · 17 answers · asked by jsdahfj 2 in Celebrities

2006-12-11 04:17:33 · 5 answers · asked by PIPER 2 in Movies

1. "I got kicked out of Riverdance for using my arms." - Michael Flatley (lead Riverdancer)

2. (On the difference between men and women:) "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." - Bruce Willis

3. "And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan.'" - George Burns

4. "What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.'" - Sandra Bullock

5. "The Web brings people together because no matter what kind of a twisted sexual mutant you happen to be, you've got millions of pals out there. Type in 'Find people that have sex with goats that are on fire' and the computer will ask, 'Specify type of goat.'" -Jason Alexander (from Seinfeld)

6. "Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." -Carmen Boyle (Olympic Luge Gold Medal winner 1996)

7. "There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." - Henry Kissenger (former US Secretary of State)

8. "My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee - the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." - Dan Rather (News anchorman)

9. "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?'" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

10. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in." - Courtney Cox (Monica on "Friends")

11. "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." - Tiger Woods

12. "I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." - Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

13. "I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." - Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

14. "Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master." - Rev. Jesse Jackson

15. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-b****." - Jack Nicholson

2006-12-11 04:17:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-11 04:17:04 · 18 answers · asked by lol 6 in Polls & Surveys