It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell.
Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
Wipe that smile off your face.
2006-12-11 04:19:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Miranda you are so naughty! I am shocked! This could give me emotional scars that never heal. Is this the worst dirty jokes you ever told? Just curious? lol
2006-12-11 05:51:57 · answer #1 · answered by Steven 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
right here are actually time-honored because of the fact the ideal 5 tallest reliably measured species recently: Coast Redwood (Sequoia sempervirens): a hundred and fifteen.fifty 5 m (379.a million feet), Redwood national Park, California, u . s .[10] Australian Mountain-ash (Eucalyptus regnans): ninety 9.6 m (326.8 feet), south of Hobart, Tasmania, Australia[11] Coast Douglas-fir (Pseudotsuga menziesii): ninety 9.4 m (326.a million feet), Brummit Creek, Coos County, Oregon, u . s .[12] Sitka Spruce (Picea sitchensis): ninety six.7 m (317.3 feet), Prairie Creek Redwoods State Park, California, u . s .[13] super Sequoia (Sequoiadendron giganteum): ninety 4.9 m (311.4 feet), Redwood Mountain Grove, Kings Canyon national Park, California, u . s .
2016-10-05 04:25:21 · answer #2 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats one pecking of a joke
2006-12-11 04:23:50 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL!! That is Awesome! You Rock!
2006-12-11 04:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol funny
2006-12-11 05:36:09 · answer #5 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
nice
2006-12-11 04:51:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ooooooo, thats s good one.
2006-12-11 05:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by the older big kid who helped invent dirt 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol, very very good! and i did smile!
2006-12-11 05:55:02 · answer #8 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it
2006-12-11 05:13:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol that funny!
2006-12-11 04:54:51 · answer #10 · answered by fred k 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋